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  1. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    It's snowing where I am right now. Only the hardened Plaid Cymru fans will be venturing out in this.
  2. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    Also Otis, I suppose some people spend all day working and simply are not inclined to bother with it. They want to eat, watch a bit of light entertainment etc and go to bed. Who can blame them ?
  3. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    London Bridge

    I don't know exactly where this particular exchange took place regarding the goading, but while I commend this bloke for doing what he did to try to stop him , if others were close by , he shouldn't have told him to "go on, do it" . If he had blown himself up then many others may have gone with...
  4. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    I jest a bit about them getting out of bed, but let's face it were any of us interested in the slightest in politics when we were young? Now there are far more distractions. This is why I have no idea what possesses anyone to think 16 year olds should be given the vote.
  5. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    I would think loads, Otis. My kids are all voting today and they haven't a clue. They don't watch politics on telly. Two of them have TV only on demand and never ever watch the news. For them it's mainly Netflix. One of them asked last night " What's happened in New Zealand?" As for newspapers...
  6. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Harvey Weinstein / Sex Scandals

    I saw some footage of him today sporting a Zimmer frame, straight from the props cupboard.
  7. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    They won't get out of bed before midday and then they'll have to check all their messages and how many "likes" they get. We're talking late afternoon before they can get out and it'll be dark by then.
  8. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    If we win the replay, who do we want ?

    Hahahaha.....I might well be ! Good old Rowley.
  9. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    If we win the replay, who do we want ?

    That's the spirit. Some on here laugh when I say we can beat the Arse.
  10. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    If we win the replay, who do we want ?

    You watch. Once we get a big forth round draw attitudes will change completely.
  11. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Poll the general election

    She'll shut the fish counter down without any consultation with management simply because she doesn't like fish and move across to the bakery because she likes the uniform, and the French sticks.
  12. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Poll the general election

    Swinson will resign by the weekend and will be working at her local Morrisons fish counter thereafter.
  13. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    If we win the replay, who do we want ?

    Forget the third round, we're already through comfortably. Arsenal away 0-1 to the sky blues , round 4. The football world will take note . You heard it here first.
  14. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    Do you mean "if he is shagging Dianne Abbott, it will take no longer than it takes to have a piss. " ?
  15. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    That labour activist should be arrested for not hitting him.
  16. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    I think we can say that the meltdown has already started. Far too much Co2 being pumped out on here and it's environmentally bad.
  17. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    I couldn't give a shite about the thoughts of millions of muslims or any other religion until they try and impose their ways on me or use their God as an excuse to kill men women and children in my own country. You talk a lot of intellectual tosh for the complete sake of it. It's good to know...
  18. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    ..as per last night's election debate with a curious under 30s only audience many of whom were still in nappies.
  19. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    It depends doesn't it on whether they are referring to the person or the clothing. Let's face it, it's all a bit unhealthy and it depends on the age or primary or secondary. I use to get called a wanker for wearing a coat with toggles on at secondary school. Now I'm a wanker in my own right...
  20. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    General Election 2019 thread

    It is almost exactly the same shape as a letterbox, hence the analogy. I wear a balaclava when I go winter cycling (it has holes where the eyes and mouth go) . I look a bit like a terrorist, usually the IRA I've been told. Shock, horror. How outrageous. Big difference between referring to...
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