How about this to the tune of Barry Manilow's Copacabana?
Here's the link to the Copacabana Chorus 49 secs- 1m:19s that this was meant to sound like...
His name is Adi, Adi Viveash
If you run into him it's a car crash [remember when he took out that pitch invader?!! 🥊:D]
Oh Adi, Adi...