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Quit my job in a helium gas factory yesterday. Refused to be spoken to in that tone.

I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands.

Someone sneaked an illegal type of spoon into Work today. It caused quite a stir.

i'd choose whoever's thick enough to take the job

does 'tekkers' ever make an appearance on here?

Might as well give him a chance, things can't get that much worse. It's the only way we are gonna find out if he is any good

Really hoping this isn't true. We are in deep trouble next season if we get Blackwell, that's if we are still in this league!

I will always love Miffy for giving me one of the best nights of my life, what a day that was!

IF we win (and thats a big 'if'), i would love a game against spurs and see a certain david beckham make an appearance at the ricoh :D

I've got my ticket for this one, anyone know how many we have sold so far? I'm gonna go for a 1-1 draw, Eastwood to come on and bag a goal :D. A run of 4 very tough games coming up over the Christmas period, i'm confident of 1 win and 1 draw from the two home games and unfortunately i can only...

As long as we don't underestimate Palace ,just because they are bottom, I am pretty confident of a win here. 2-0, Mcsheffrey and Gunnarsson Anyone know how many we are taking? And where everyone is planning to drink before the game?

ledgend......

I would like to see Dawson given a game on Sunday and maybe try Johnson at right mid

Haha absolute quality :) ' and we'll play players where they should be played and make some substitutions that make sense' :D

Isn't he out of contract now anyway?

golf.........

Yeah i would love to see him stay but i think he would ask for high wages

sport.....

West Brom want him anyway, he would definitely choose them over us

Ranson is probably waiting for the new manager to come before handing out contracts as he might not like the players.