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Dear Liam Nice story but you need to work on your punctuation and spelling. If you need any help with this, please see me after school. 6/10, must try harder.

Oliver, you might want to change your location in your profile. I seriously wouldn't advise giving what looks like your home address!!

Looks like he's being lined up for Norwich!!

Can someone please nobble Downing as well please?

Anyone who inflicts damage on Ramsey gets my vote, nice one Teddy.

Whats got 200 legs and six pubic hairs? The front row of a JLS concert!! I know, I'll fetch my coat.........:slap:

Didn't think the last series of Benidorm was as funny as the previous ones. Mel is a great loss but I do like Kenneth and Liam and wish the producers would get rid of Gavin. Keep the faith!

My new girlfriend said it would be at least six months before she'd consider sucking my cock.I told her I fully understood and respected her decision. I said I'd give her a call nearer the time! ************************************** I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow...

Nello's that's the one, took may a girl there for a pizza coz I thought it was cool at the time eating foreign food. Oh the stupidity of youth but you have to remember in the early 70's there weren't that many foreign nosh shops about. Did the pub have another name before the Bug and Black Bat?

Plus they've got that ginger mental twat as a manager.

No, you don't say!:facepalm:

We won't be too harsh on you, I think it's an age thing. I used to buy import albums by a band called Foghat at the record shop on the corner of the arcade near the old bird cage. There was a big toy shop next door, an Italian restaraunt opposite and a pub upstairs. Christ, I hate getting...

Yes welcome. You will if Kilmarnock get promoted to Division 2, coz that's where we'll be next season unless we sort out some new players!

Sounds like Corporate bollocks to me, and desperate Corporate bollocks at that! So the guy who hawks season ticket sales knows this and no-one else at the club does, I think not. Take it as read that this is tosh of the first order and you make up your mind when/if you buy a season ticket...

What are you trolling on about?

You'd be hard pressed not to vote for Bell-end, closely followed by the rapist. Dennis Wise is next in line closely followed by Lennon (I'd almost forgotten about him)

What next. SISU insist we play in pink?

That's easy for you to say John;)

What about a slight variation. What about 'we're shit and YOU know we are'!!

Southampton had those guys in dj's, it's harmless and as long as it's not offensive I say good luck to 'em. God knows WE need something to smile about at a football match. Next question, what should City fans dress up as......don't say Lady Godivas!!