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Getting a top quality right wingback in is probably the most important piece of the puzzle now. Creative attacking wingbacks that are genuinely comfortable in the final third will go a long way to easing the loss of the other aspects of Gyokeres game. I know people will look more at our centre...

They’ve probably double downed and asked for an even bigger reduction to the box price because Doug’s now shown he’s loaded.

Cheesy I know, but I’d have him back just on the off chance we could get the whole CBS singing AC/DC. ‘Cause I’m B.N.C. I’m dynamite! B.N.C and I’ll win the fight!

They don’t call him Rupert the Bare for no reason!

I don’t think there’s a convincing argument for keeping any of the players released based on their championship performances. Dabo regressed after injuries, Rose never really grabbed his opportunities and put himself in a position where his performances forced him to get picked and Walker was...

You’re confirming signings, that can’t be announced due to circumstances outside the clubs control, and at the same time bemoaning no new reinforcements. Just stick to the bit you’re pissed off about and stop trying to twist every little thing to suit your narrative. All you’re achieving is...

I’ve heard the tour might be off anyway. Doug’s insisted on packing everyone’s bag for them and the players are angry that they would have to lie at the check in desk when asked if they’ve packed their bags themselves.

While making every little jab sound like it was almost the knock out blow!

I wonder if we tapped him up first?

Cracked it: Gives Information Mainly Overson Cross

Looks to me like Robins is on the lookout while MzFadzean subtly empties the soil out of his tracksuit, The Great Escape style, from the tunnel they’ve been digging, so that they can sneak Overson into Ryton. King is going to be fuming when Overson pops his head out in the centre circle of the...

I’m going to feel sorry for the defenders in the attack vs defence training.

With my chronic genital warts, my wife refers to sex as ‘toad in the hole’.

You’re underselling yourself. I think it’s 2 and a half out of 3, because I bet that you shit loads.

Well if they weren’t Buffalo Chicken wings, what were they?

There would be a lot less gnashing of teeth about this if we’d signed some defenders and a couple of marquee signings before it. We’re not really in a position to judge it until the transfer business is concluded.

Doug on his way to collect the stadium keys after his takeover.

Not too worried, we're used to being bottom at the end of September now anyway!

I’d be more inclined to believe it than that if John Harriott had tweeted it.

Paid for a portaloo at Ryton but Doug King personally chucked it in the skip during the redevelopments there, after Viveash had stunk it out before training with the previous night's Vindaloo. Overson wanted his money back but King sprayed shaving foam in his face when he confronted him, so...