If they're working for humans they are probably always under duress. It's a myth that they're grateful to us for giving them employment. Still, no elephant was harmed during the making of a badge.
Bickering going well the day before a game where if we win we have a chance of putting ourselves in pole position for the playoffs after being bottom after a fair few games at the start.
Can't wait to read the crap tomorrow if we don't get 3 points.
Wonder which of those players who have...
West Ham are keen on Coventry and Sweden striker Viktor Gyokeres, 24, who is valued at around £20m. (Sun)
Brentford, Crystal Palace, Everton, Leeds and Leicester are all also monitoring Gyokeres. (90min)
But if it works in the Championship then perhaps that's the way to get promoted. With a big injection of cash and players they could change the way they play accordingly?