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Pack up your Groucho 'tash and your broken heart, and come and live with meeeeee. I'll send the wife to yours, they can be hateful and murderous at each other.

Nur nur, you never scored one. ;)

Definitely can't remember the name of the company, but try this: http://www.scrapcarcomparison.co.uk/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=adwords&utm_campaign=83&gclid=Cj0KEQiAm-CyBRDx65nBhcmVtbIBEiQA7zm8lcSGhSVoxFMI_viI9nqjtphEr7aTWzTJgSzJz1GGenwaAsWk8P8HAQ

Had a Ford Focus scrapped 2 years, Y-reg, non-runner, got £250 for it from a company who came and collected it. Be buggered if I can recall their name, I'll see if I can find them.

Aargh, no! Why? Also, Karren Brady. Oh I would:

I just had a banging shit and the wife is wishing me dead, so thank you mate.

It's the curse of the genius: Gascoigne is another prime example. I used to be in the dissenting crowd regarding Best's liver transplant scandal, but now I just see it as a testament to the man's personal demons eating him alive. Everyone deserves a second chance at life, even Alcoholics. Blame...

Best goal scored was in an 11-a-side at the Ryton Connextion, where they used to hold footy league tournaments in the summer - it was a half-volley from about 35 yards that looped, dipped (fair play the keeper managed to get a hand on it) and crashed in off the right hand post. Bit like Giovanni...

Really gets my heckles up, how the light-fingered little bastards will lift anything they can. Opportunistic and cowardly. Probably wanted the ladder to get into people's property...scumbag. I've had one similar experience, back when I was living in Nuneaton. I used to have Iceland frozen...

I'm Alan Partridge is still on Netflix - 1st season is timeless, absolute gold. 2nd season didn't have the same feel, but it's still top drawer compared to much of today's comedic offerings.

Not at all, I just think it'd be a bit impish to ask the wife to clean the walls after Stifler's Mom had finished abusing me...I'm not doing it, fuck that.

Yes please.

What was that Doctor's name, in the first season? The one holed up in the CDC building...in one of his 'video logs' I'm sure he said the disease had 'gone global' or something. It would have aided the story if we'd have either seen or heard snippets of any events in other countries... I'm glad...

Brilliant quote, my feelings and opinion of Beckham have pretty much been the same as Best's. This one, from Cloughie: ''I've only ever hit Roy (Keane) once. He got up, so I couldn't have hit him hard."

Ouch, after a romp with her, I imagine there'd be blood, shit and spunk all up the walls. Anyone for Scully?

I'm a tad disappointed too, my fucking Transformers Lego hasn't arrived yet. Daughter's Lego, I meant. Knackers.

I'd expect nothing less than thorough 'pre-empting' from TM, he's always been the man with the plan. The article doesn't necessarily mean AA is definitely heading back, it could just be TM reassuring the fans.

Germany's biggest ever 'Pop' star...to be fair, he is very hittable.

I truly appreciate the majesty he brought to the game, it was purely effortless and instinctive for Best with that ball at his feet. Of course, I never saw him play in the flesh, unfortunately. Another genius of the game plagued by demons; his cost him two livers and probably a lot more.