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Same goes for people in a round that drink gin. £5.50 for the gin and £2.50 for a mixer. While I drink pints. Fuuuuuuck that.

I always wanted to like whisky but couldn't get over the harshness of it and gave up. I got a horrific toothache around Christmas last year and nothing would dampen the pain. A friend told me to try some whisky so I went into a shop and bought a bottle of Glenfiddich 12 year old single malt...

It's just banter.

Sexy?

Big city life is getting rougher for sure. That's why I never leave my house without my trusty guard owl. Come at me with a knife and you're getting clawed fam.

How many players would want to come to Coventry and play in an empty stadium in Birmingham, especially if they have other options? The sad cold hard truth is that we're about as attractive as Theresa May and Anne Widdecombe having a naked mud wrestle.

Jesus Christ. It's not like he signed the player himself.

I fell into a sales role for a large web company 4-5 years ago and quickly learnt that people either want to buy stuff or they don't. The only way a sales rep turned a customer around was through lies and that's essentially what successful sales people are, good liars. I made great...

I just saw Steve Claridge in the city centre Greggs and he asked for his steak slice "to go". Sounds like he's in a rush to be somewhere. Maybe even join a certain team for pre season training. *wink wink.

You have the most Irish name I've ever seen.

I kind of get what you mean but people stating that they don't like X is low key counter culture. If everyone liked one thing and the minority who didn't just shut up we'd live in a very boring world.

If I'm bored I'll sometimes pretend to yawn to see if it makes anyone else around me yawn. It nearly always works and then I tell the person how I made them yawn and the psychological reasons behind it. I suppose I'm the annoying one in this scenario.

I don't see what anyone gets out of threads like these. I like to wait until the season kicks off before I expose myself to pain and misery.

In films nearly every homophobe turns out to be a raging homosexual that's so far in the closet that the mere mention of gayness sends them into a rage. I tend to think it's the same in the real world too.

Struth?! Who are you, Alf Stewart?

Went to see the new Lion King because my girlfriend kept going on about it. The visuals are truly stunning. Comparing it to The Jungle Book, which was made 3 years ago from Disney with the same director, is unreal. The Jungle Book looks cheap and amateur next to The Lion King. I didn't feel...

Banter is usually just a word used to excuse bullying. "Yeah I pissed in your milk but it was just banter mate!"

I saw Ol' Billy freckle balls performing this bit live. Pretty much sums up my feelings.

It's not like The Ricoh has ever been a fortress for us. Our best displays over the past few seasons have mainly been away from home.