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Look, can we take this offline? Grrrr!

Nick, are you actually going around town TRYING to find "pacific" things to annoy you now?

Was it Jeremy Vine talking about Imperial measurements again?

Most of them are just vain beyond belief!

They annoy me too - particularly if they then moan that everyone's commenting on how nice her pics look, and does she fancy a date, etc!

This is fallout from "reality" programmes like The Apprentice, where they have to hold them like that for the sound guy to pick them up - the yoof of today now think that is normal behaviour! Twats!

Yeah - not for flu though. Lowest figures in a couple of decades. Not only were people (and viruses) not circulating, but it was a mild winter (highly correlated with low death rates) and the Covid-19 got those most likely to die from flu

No, you were right first time!

Flu did NOT kill 64000 people in 2018 - it killed about 28,000 in the year to March 31st 2018. Unless of course, you choose to believe that the PHE weekly and annual flu surveillance reports are all made up as well.

The way my wife "tidies up" any little thing i leave around (actually next to my laptop on the dining room table) - the latest is the instructions for a wine kit i am using for the first time. Alright love, i'll just fucking guess the rest of it - if it turns out like piss, it's all yours! It's...

Presumably "I can't wait ... to be sharing a blanket in a shop doorway with my owner after he loses his house due to a huge gambling debt". Ban the lot of them

"ickle" (instead of little, btw!) - boils my piss

Nucular instead of nuclear (even from high-ranking politicians and supposedly clever scientists)

It always makes me chuckle when i see the Moretti ads, being all Italian families, etc - "L'Autentica" is their trademark, yet they are owned by Heineken and it's brewed in Edinburgh!! Globalism is horrible!

There are very few lagers brewed in their country of origin for the UK market (the exceptions being the ones owned by Asahi International - which include Peroni, Grolsch and Urquell). Corona is another one, but not an Asahi brand. So your Carlsberg, Budweiser, Tiger (the Singapore one, not...

It's actually *illegal* to park in your front garden if you have to drive over a footway that doesn't have a dropped kerb - it's the driving over the footway that is illegal rather than the parking. And it's also illegal to park across any dropped kerb, even if it's your own! There's some old...

Not this Widdecombe?

What? The postie has been shoving razor blades and shaving foam through your letterbox? FFS, that used to be an honest upstanding career ...

I was taken aback that HM Courts & Tribunals Service seem to use the email address <[email protected]> to inform people of a "Penality Charge" nowadays, and believe that the Home Office deal with congestion charging zones, and use the link to a dating website for the "Pay Now" button! I...

Probably Rooftop down this way