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Wasn't there a chart going round earlier this season that showed Wright, BTA and Simms were three of the worst finishers in the entire league? Maybe we should look for someone who doesn't shoot straight at the goalkeeper 50% of the time.

I went for Upgrade Both because I don't think either have Premier League potential. They both have errors in them, lack real pace, struggle passing more than 10 yards and regularly get skinned when they have to defend 1-vs-1. As a partnership, they've proven they're good enough for a team...

. If we were to sign a new CM, that’s exactly the type of profile I’d want. Big fan of this lad currently playing in Austria

He’s played as a 9 his entire career. If it hasn’t clicked for him yet then it never will.

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I’m quite excited to see what happens this summer. Doug clearly likes Lampard a lot and isn’t going to make him get by on frees and loans. We were all told by the ITKs in January there was no money to spend and then we dropped £4m on Grimes.

I've got a few days off work so what better way to start it than with some transfer scouting... Positions needed: GK, backup RB, starting CB, RW competition, starting ST. Ignoring LB for now because I'm just going to assume the Brau talk is real. GK - In my opinion, a loan makes sense here...

Lampard kept him on purely for penalties. Shocking decision when the game was there to be won.

Plays centre forward like football is a non-contact sport. Fucking fairy.

Kitching 7 after losing his man for the winning goal. L O FUCKING L.

Sakamoto is so good

Lampard when crossing doesn't work

Kitching bollocking Sheaf for standing 5 metres away from him when we're on the attack. Good lad.

Technically the ball dropped perfectly for Rudoni about 4 yards out and he twatted it over the bar.

Ref ignoring a foul on Sheaf because he wanted to blow the half time whistle instead. Brilliant.

Two huge chances for Rudoni. Fuck sake.

Because he's thick as pig mince.

Birmingham becoming a Cat 1 academy from next season will make it even harder for us to keep our best young players. I make it 7 Cat 1 academies within 30 miles of Cov now.

Were we this bad in League 1? Because fuck me this is some of the worst football I've watched in years.

Send Bassette out on loan to a lower Belgian Pro League team for a year. If he does well we can convince one of the big boys to spend £5m+ on him.