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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    We started getting symptoms last Tuesday but they were fairly mild. Since the weekend it's ramped up and has pretty much made us bed bound. Even walking to the toilet is a task. My legs feel really heavy like when you get out of a swimming pool. One of her colleagues has tested positive for...
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    Coronavirus

    Thanks for asking. She's still suffering with the persistent cough and it's got so bad at points today that she was vomiting because of it. I have zero energy, a constant headache, my eyes are really sensitive, an old football injury in my neck is now killing me from out of nowhere and I'm...
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    Coronavirus

    No need to worry anymore, lads. This fella has put a stop to the virus.
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    Coronavirus Isolation - TV Shows to Binge

    Speaking of Jason Bateman. I've been watching Arrested Development again the past few days. The complete madness and silliness of it is a great distraction from what's going on.
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    Coronavirus

    Thanks for that. I thought I was over the worst but today I woke up and didn't have the energy to get out of bed. I've completely lost all sense of smell and I ache all over. It's like nothing I've ever experienced. I called the doctor regarding my girlfriend and he said he's pretty sure we...
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    Coronavirus

    When this shit storm properly hits, some people are going to have big fucking regrets. My girlfriend has developed a persistent, horrible dry cough and tightness in her chest. She's completely floored and can barely get out of bed. Every symptom points to COVID. This is a healthy 28 year old...
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    Coronavirus Isolation - TV Shows to Binge

    Tiger King on Netflix is probably the most entertaining documentary series I've ever seen. I watched 6 episodes back to back today.
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    Continue the story.....

    "You complete turnip fucker! Return to my personal space at once or I shall fetch my potato peeler and make organic kettle crisps from your arse cheeks!"
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    She truly is a WILF (Weatherwoman I'd like to fondle)
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    Continue the story.....

    It was Lionel Blair, who had just pirouetted effortlessly through the kitchen with the youthful exuberance of a spring lamb, did the splits and shouted "jesus, take me now!"
  11. fellatio_Martinez

    Seriously struggling today

    I was awoken this morning by my girlfriend watching TikTok videos at full volume on her phone next to me in bed and she didn't understand why it would annoy me.
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    The grass was not greener

    Wasn't his Birmingham move very lucrative to him? He might not have set the world alight but he made a fair amount which is what most footballers gauge success by.
  13. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    I hope what I have is COVID because I'm pretty sure it's not going to kill me but I don't think I'll ever know. Everyone with symptoms should have access to testing. It's a joke.
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    Are you happy

    It's a godsend. I actually used it tonight cos my girlfriend was freaking out because she thinks she has the coronavirus so I played the 20mins relaxation section, she fell asleep and woke up in a good mood.
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    Pet Pictures

    What breed of dog is that?
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    Things that annoy you

    Man flu gets on my tits. Smart TVs are easily hackable apparently. There was a case a few years back where staff from an electronic shop were caught spying on customers they'd sold TVs to. These weren't cyber geniuses by any means.
  17. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    I have everything but the difficulty breathing. Can't people have it with next to no symptoms?
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    Seriously struggling today

    Good shout. I rarely call people because messaging is so handy but I've been calling some old friends and family recently and feel a lot better in myself for it.
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    Things that annoy you

    I'm buzzing off my tits mate. Have one on me.
  20. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    I woke up today with a persistent dry cough and headache from hell. I went to the toilet earlier and felt weak as piss. It's definitely a bed day.