Protest idea!!! (1 Viewer)

_brian_ said:

How feasible would it be to train a dog (maybe a labrador as they're experienced guide dogs so are used to being trained) to handcuff (pawcuff?) itself to the goalposts when we play Sheffield United? Well maybe not its paw as the cuffs would probably slip off - unless we got an overwight Labrador but that might be a bit unsightly. Perhaps we could put a chain around its neck (not too tight - don't want to get on the wrong side of any animal rights activists - they're mental! LOL!) and attach one end of the handcuffs to the chain and get it to attach the other end to the goalposts!!! We could even put it in a green and red scarf, or ,even better, a green and red t-shirt (animals in human clothes is LOLtastic!)!!!

This would highlight our plight on live television with no fan getting in to trouble!!!

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McLovin87 said:

I think you're on the right lines but if we set up a large trebuchet on the hill and catapult various breeds of dogs onto the pitch at regular intervals of say 10 mins we'll be onto a winner.

Start off with smaller breeds such as Yorkies and Poodles then building up to Great Danes and St Bernards, this would look great on Sky and really get our message across!

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I think you're on the right lines but if we set up a large trebuchet on the hill and catapult various breeds of dogs onto the pitch at regular intervals of say 10 mins we'll be onto a winner.

Start off with smaller breeds such as Yorkies and Poodles then building up to Great Danes and St Bernards, this would look great on Sky and really get our message across!

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wince said:

This would need practice because smaller dogs would go further maybe even outside the other side, so would have to move trebuchet back a few meters depending on the dog

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Jackoskyblue said:

This thread is hilarious simple minds eh

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McLovin87 said:

I like your thinking, maybe catapulting 80's bands into Sixfields could have a bigger impact, Level 42 and Curiosity Kill the Cat could follow Simple Minds onto the pitch.

Imagine the look on Fisher's face as Johnny Hates Jazz hurtles towards the corporate seats!

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McLovin87 said:

I like your thinking, maybe catapulting 80's bands into Sixfields could have a bigger impact, Level 42 and Curiosity Kill the Cat could follow Simple Minds onto the pitch.

Imagine the look on Fisher's face as Johnny Hates Jazz hurtles towards the corporate seats!

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_brian_ said:

How feasible would it be to train a dog (maybe a labrador as they're experienced guide dogs so are used to being trained) to handcuff (pawcuff?) itself to the goalposts when we play Sheffield United? Well maybe not its paw as the cuffs would probably slip off - unless we got an overwight Labrador but that might be a bit unsightly. Perhaps we could put a chain around its neck (not too tight - don't want to get on the wrong side of any animal rights activists - they're mental! LOL!) and attach one end of the handcuffs to the chain and get it to attach the other end to the goalposts!!! We could even put it in a green and red scarf, or ,even better, a green and red t-shirt (animals in human clothes is LOLtastic!)!!!

This would highlight our plight on live television with no fan getting in to trouble!!!

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wince said:

With all them bands in there it would double the crowd , make them pay first mind

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_brian_ said:

How feasible would it be to train a dog (maybe a labrador as they're experienced guide dogs so are used to being trained) to handcuff (pawcuff?) itself to the goalposts when we play Sheffield United? Well maybe not its paw as the cuffs would probably slip off - unless we got an overwight Labrador but that might be a bit unsightly. Perhaps we could put a chain around its neck (not too tight - don't want to get on the wrong side of any animal rights activists - they're mental! LOL!) and attach one end of the handcuffs to the chain and get it to attach the other end to the goalposts!!! We could even put it in a green and red scarf, or ,even better, a green and red t-shirt (animals in human clothes is LOLtastic!)!!!

This would highlight our plight on live television with no fan getting in to trouble!!!

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