Things you hope happen before the end of the season (6 Viewers)

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Mr.Chilled

Mr.Chilled

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clint van damme said:
You decide your preference, then include it in the instructions to prevent frivolous use of either hand.
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OK. Will try tonight, I brush at 10pm.

FYI. I'm on a water meter now, didn't really care before, but with severn devil trent charging through the roof I decided to leave their projected bills and have a meter installed.
Current daily usage of 0.233m3 per day.
 
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Aelfgar

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Mr.Chilled said:
When I'm brushing my teeth I always try to turn off the water while brushing, to save money and better the environment. But I tend to forget to turn in off after each swill and end up leaving it running longer than intended. Toothpaste toothbrush, turn on tap, soak toothbrush, turn off tap, brush brush brush, time to rinse, turn on tap, resoak toothbrush, brush teeth, turn off tap.
It's really annoying me as I forget to turn off the tap after the swill and only realise 10-20 seconds later, but by then it's too late and the damage is done.
Any advice?
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Push button taps, like they have in public toilets. They never stay on too long.
 
shmmeee

shmmeee

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Mr.Chilled said:
When I'm brushing my teeth I always try to turn off the water while brushing, to save money and better the environment. But I tend to forget to turn in off after each swill and end up leaving it running longer than intended. Toothpaste toothbrush, turn on tap, soak toothbrush, turn off tap, brush brush brush, time to rinse, turn on tap, resoak toothbrush, brush teeth, turn off tap.
It's really annoying me as I forget to turn off the tap after the swill and only realise 10-20 seconds later, but by then it's too late and the damage is done.
Any advice?
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You’re not supposed to swill after brushing so there’s that.
 
DT-R

DT-R

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Anyone that ever attended a wasps game to be tarred, feathered, and paraded on the pitch at half time during the Wrexham game! Then removed from within the City walls. Barred for life. Sent to Coventry? No, even worse, send them all to Ingoldmells with no way of returning!

Anne Lucas and Joy Seppalla both to be trialled as Witches like the olden days. If they float, theyre a witch and will be burned on a stake. If they drown, then they weren't witches after all, but oh well!

Anyone that thought Cov United was a good alternative to CCFC should have to fight, to the death, Gladatorial style on the pitch. Mass fight. Last one standing goes head to head vs Tim Fisher. The winner is branded for life with "traitor" on his forehead, but gets to live, in shame.

A statue of Russell Slade to be erected, so that it can be toppled, Saddam Husain esque, by an angry mob with a pick up truck. And then replaced with a statue of Mark Robins.



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Brighton Sky Blue

Brighton Sky Blue

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DT-R said:
Anyone that ever attended a wasps game to be tarred, feathered, and paraded on the pitch at half time during the Wrexham game! Then removed from within the City walls. Barred for life. Sent to Coventry? No, even worse, send them all to Ingoldmells with no way of returning!

Anne Lucas and Joy Seppalla both to be trialled as Witches like the olden days. If they float, theyre a witch and will be burned on a stake. If they drown, then they weren't witches after all, but oh well!

Anyone that thought Cov United was a good alternative to CCFC should have to fight, to the death, Gladatorial style on the pitch. Mass fight. Last one standing goes head to head vs Tim Fisher. The winner is branded for life with "traitor" on his forehead, but gets to live, in shame.

A statue of Russell Slade to be erected, so that it can be toppled, Saddam Husain esque, by an angry mob with a pick up truck. And then replaced with a statue of Mark Robins.



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You forgot Douglas kicking a Persian messenger into a pit while shouting ‘This is COV’
 
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EalingSB

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My one wish (assuming promotion is sorted) is that the Wrexham game isn’t moved to Sunday or Monday. Got flights booked in on Friday and out Sunday morning.
 
Sky_Blue_Daz

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Promotion Guaranteed on 87 points please { would be lovely}
Smash Wrexham 5-0 { I think we owe them ]
Wilson , Bidwell and Allen to start a couple of games
Frank the tank to score a 30 yard thunderbastard

If Doug is planning on a firework display for the night games turn all the lights off around the stadium prior to it would look fantastic
Promotion party in the conference hall
Clive Eakin and Geoff foster to be brought back for the last game of the season

All players from our league 2 days onwards that are available to appear at the legends day next season are invited [ don't bother with the likes of Benno, Wallace and Bruck for one season}
 
Sky_Blue_Daz

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Also when there is a bump in the road next season and we lose a few , give Lampard some time to get it right .

Not like those up the road that sacked the manager after achieving a miracle
 
shepardo01

shepardo01

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DT-R said:
Anyone that ever attended a wasps game to be tarred, feathered, and paraded on the pitch at half time during the Wrexham game! Then removed from within the City walls. Barred for life. Sent to Coventry? No, even worse, send them all to Ingoldmells with no way of returning!

Anne Lucas and Joy Seppalla both to be trialled as Witches like the olden days. If they float, theyre a witch and will be burned on a stake. If they drown, then they weren't witches after all, but oh well!

Anyone that thought Cov United was a good alternative to CCFC should have to fight, to the death, Gladatorial style on the pitch. Mass fight. Last one standing goes head to head vs Tim Fisher. The winner is branded for life with "traitor" on his forehead, but gets to live, in shame.

A statue of Russell Slade to be erected, so that it can be toppled, Saddam Husain esque, by an angry mob with a pick up truck. And then replaced with a statue of Mark Robins.



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Got to get George Duggins, Nick Eastwood and the Sky Blues Trust in there somewhere!
 
Grendel

Grendel

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shepardo01 said:
Got to get George Duggins, Nick Eastwood and the Sky Blues Trust in there somewhere!
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As Kent Wasp from Drrunken Wasps once said - never trust a man who wears Farrah trousers and plastic slip on shoes

www.sportsmanagement.co.uk

Nick Eastwood | Sports Management

When Nick Eastwood joined Wasps Rugby as CEO in late 2012, the once great club was in dire straits, both financially and on the pitch. Since then he’s overseen a daring recovery plan which included buying the Ricoh Arena in Coventry – 100 miles away from Wasps’ traditional fan base
www.sportsmanagement.co.uk www.sportsmanagement.co.uk
 
TomRad85

TomRad85

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Grendel said:
As Kent Wasp from Drrunken Wasps once said - never trust a man who wears Farrah trousers and plastic slip on shoes

www.sportsmanagement.co.uk

Nick Eastwood | Sports Management

When Nick Eastwood joined Wasps Rugby as CEO in late 2012, the once great club was in dire straits, both financially and on the pitch. Since then he’s overseen a daring recovery plan which included buying the Ricoh Arena in Coventry – 100 miles away from Wasps’ traditional fan base
www.sportsmanagement.co.uk www.sportsmanagement.co.uk
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Look at all those twats in the stadium watching these cunts for their first game. Especially the ones that somehow consider themselves CCFC fans, of which i'm sure there were a few in there, can all get to fuck.
 
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robbiethemole

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Grendel said:
As Kent Wasp from Drrunken Wasps once said - never trust a man who wears Farrah trousers and plastic slip on shoes

www.sportsmanagement.co.uk

Nick Eastwood | Sports Management

When Nick Eastwood joined Wasps Rugby as CEO in late 2012, the once great club was in dire straits, both financially and on the pitch. Since then he’s overseen a daring recovery plan which included buying the Ricoh Arena in Coventry – 100 miles away from Wasps’ traditional fan base
www.sportsmanagement.co.uk www.sportsmanagement.co.uk
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who was the wanker that wouldn't believe us when we told him they were fucked???? can't remember the c**t's name
 
Grendel

Grendel

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robbiethemole said:
who was the wanker that wouldn't believe us when we told him they were fucked???? can't remember the c**t's name
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Shugs - though there were a fair few to be honest
 
RoboCCFC90

RoboCCFC90

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tom88 said:
We are as good as promoted mate. We’re 11 points clear with 7 games to play…As much as we all want it mathematically it’s a case of when and not if…enjoy these last 7 games.

I genuinely believe we get 9 points from next 3 games
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I hope so 🤞
 
Incognitocov

Incognitocov

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Rob Gurney learns to ask decent, open questions.

Most of his questions could be answered with a single word and usually yes or no. We also don’t ever need his opinion in the question.
 
Matt Grimes' Beard

Matt Grimes' Beard

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Incognitocov said:
Rob Gurney learns to ask decent, open questions.

Most of his questions could be answered with a single word and usually yes or no. We also don’t ever need his opinion in the question.
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The problem isn't just Rob Gurney, it's the fact that Lampard grew up being media trained.

I miss the days when Clive would say something fairly innocuous to Mark Robins like "Safe to say, a tough one to take today?" and Robins would talk for 8 minutes straight on every aspect of the match we'd just seen.

Lampard never gives up more than he has to and it makes for some pretty cringey interviews.
 
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