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If any of this sticks Trump is gone.
Warning: This is sick stuff and extremely hard to read.

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"allegations of underage girls being auctioned at Mar-a-Lago, brought in by Jeffrey Epstein, in “Calendar girl parties". The report stems from 2020 complaints received through the National Threat Operations Centre, related to the Epstein investigation. The complaint alleges that Trump used to test girls on their "genital tightness" by inserting a finger into their private parts, in the presence of many other guests, like Elon Musk, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Allan Dershowitz, and Bob Shapiro.

“We were taken in rooms, forced to give oral sex to Donald J Trump, forced to allow them to penetrate us. I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me,” the report further alleges."

"An FBI agent reported that he spoke to a woman code-named “caller”. The woman and her friend, “victim-1' went out one night and ended up at Trump Plaza. Apparently, “Victim-1” really wanted to meet the infamous Donald Trump. The "caller” then says that an unknown man approached her friend and offered to introduce her to Trump. He then offered her a drink, and later she woke up naked and sore with $300 in a bed.

“Victim 1 didn't remember how she got to the room. She remembered seeing 'a flash' of Trump's face. Victim 1 called the Caller and told her she thought she had been raped”. The darker part is that Victim 1 was never seen again. Years later, her remains were found, and the Victim is identified as deceased in the agent report. These reports get darker and darker. A girl says that she witnessed a sex trafficking ring at the Trump Golf Course in Los Angeles, "Complainant reported Ghislaine Maxwell as the madam and broker for sex parties, clients of whom included Epstein. Robin Leach and Donald Trump. Complainant reported participating in orgies and that some girls went missing, rumoured to have been murdered and buried at the facility." She also claimed that she was later warned by Trump's Head of Security that if she ever mentioned to anyone about this, she would "end up as fertiliser for the back nine holes like the other c*nts".

Team Trump denies all this of course.
 
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If any of this sticks Trump is gone.
Warning: This is sick stuff and extremely hard to read.

From the article:
"allegations of underage girls being auctioned at Mar-a-Lago, brought in by Jeffrey Epstein, in “Calendar girl parties". The report stems from 2020 complaints received through the National Threat Operations Centre, related to the Epstein investigation. The complaint alleges that Trump used to test girls on their "genital tightness" by inserting a finger into their private parts, in the presence of many other guests, like Elon Musk, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Allan Dershowitz, and Bob Shapiro.

“We were taken in rooms, forced to give oral sex to Donald J Trump, forced to allow them to penetrate us. I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me,” the report further alleges."

"An FBI agent reported that he spoke to a woman code-named “caller”. The woman and her friend, “victim-1' went out one night and ended up at Trump Plaza. Apparently, “Victim-1” really wanted to meet the infamous Donald Trump. The "caller” then says that an unknown man approached her friend and offered to introduce her to Trump. He then offered her a drink, and later she woke up naked and sore with $300 in a bed.

“Victim 1 didn't remember how she got to the room. She remembered seeing 'a flash' of Trump's face. Victim 1 called the Caller and told her she thought she had been raped”. The darker part is that Victim 1 was never seen again. Years later, her remains were found, and the Victim is identified as deceased in the agent report. These reports get darker and darker. A girl says that she witnessed a sex trafficking ring at the Trump Golf Course in Los Angeles, "Complainant reported Ghislaine Maxwell as the madam and broker for sex parties, clients of whom included Epstein. Robin Leach and Donald Trump. Complainant reported participating in orgies and that some girls went missing, rumoured to have been murdered and buried at the facility." She also claimed that she was later warned by Trump's Head of Security that if she ever mentioned to anyone about this, she would "end up as fertiliser for the back nine holes like the other c*nts".

Team Trump denies all this of course.
It won’t properly come out until after his death but we’ve already seen that some nonces are more equal than others.
 

wingy

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Secret Weapon to get Trump to confess his misdemeanour?
Always secret services plan, I speculate.
 

SIR ERNIE

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Yep. Once again he scurries away because he’s got nothing to say. Will be back in a few days to snigger at something though.
Scurries and sniggers'

Hilarious, its a forum you grade A jerk, day after day looking to pick an imaginary internet fight with someone you've never met. Grow up ffs.

There's a real world out there full of opportunities, even for you.
Cheers.
 
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Scurries and sniggers'

Hilarious, its a forum you grade A jerk, day after day looking to pick an imaginary internet fight with someone you've never met. Grow up ffs.

There's a real world out there full of opportunities, even for you.
Cheers.
You come across as a real child. If you are in reality older than 60 I really pity you.
 
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Scurries and sniggers'

Hilarious, its a forum you grade A jerk, day after day looking to pick an imaginary internet fight with someone you've never met. Grow up ffs.

There's a real world out there full of opportunities, even for you.
Cheers.
I believe you ‘started it’.
 

Captain Dart

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If any of this sticks Trump is gone.
Warning: This is sick stuff and extremely hard to read.

From the article:
"allegations of underage girls being auctioned at Mar-a-Lago, brought in by Jeffrey Epstein, in “Calendar girl parties".

<snip.....>

Team Trump denies all this of course.
Heinous beyond measure if the above happened but if it is only allegations which can't be substantiated it probably won't.
However his sort of stuff below is more likely to stick, there will be a documentation trail.
 
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Captain Dart

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More Epstein business.. with Macron

NB Source here is a MAGA organisation I think..
 

Captain Dart

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The FBI is currently a MAGA organisation.
What you're saying really is that the FBI is under political control. It always was.
Do you think it was as pure as the driven snow under the Biden and Obama administrations. :ROFLMAO:
 

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What you're saying really is that the FBI is under political control. It always was.
Do you think it was as pure as the driven snow under the Biden and Obama administrations. :ROFLMAO:
James Comey launched investigations into Hillary Clinton when *checks notes* Obama was president.
 

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What you're saying really is that the FBI is under political control. It always was.
Do you think it was as pure as the driven snow under the Biden and Obama administrations. :ROFLMAO:
The New York Times had an excellent article on how the methods, priorities and standards inside the FBI have changed during the second Trump administration. It’s pretty startling, this is a profound shift in the agency’s practices.

 

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Trumps lawyers must be laughing all the way to the bank. After yesterdays revelation that he's suing the Trevor Noah & the Grammys for making a joke about him today he's suing Harvard for $1bn for "feeding a lot of nonsense" to the New York Times.
 

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Yeah, still definitely not a fascist and definitely not rolling out the Dark Enlightenment playbook. LOLs.
 
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Yeah, still definitely not a fascist and definitely not rolling out the Dark Enlightenment playbook. LOLs.
On that note…

 

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Not that I expect the lawsuit will go anywhere, nor do I think people should necessarily get sued for telling a joke, but surely Trump has a point with this one that the joke is untrue and possibly defamatory?
Why?
 

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Not that I expect the lawsuit will go anywhere, nor do I think people should necessarily get sued for telling a joke, but surely Trump has a point with this one that the joke is untrue and possibly defamatory?
Is a joke now considered defamation?
 
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Not that I expect the lawsuit will go anywhere, nor do I think people should necessarily get sued for telling a joke, but surely Trump has a point with this one that the joke is untrue and possibly defamatory?

it's a joke based on Trump and Epstein being pals, hanging out a whole lot for a long time. How is it defamatory? I'd like to hear the argument he'd mount. 'Yeah, there's loads of evidence publicly available that I hung out with Jeff to f*ck kids, but saying I went to a specific island is defamatory!'
 
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Is a joke now considered defamation?
it's a joke based on Trump and Epstein being pals, hanging out a whole lot for a long time. How is it defamatory? I'd like to hear the argument he'd mount. 'Yeah, there's loads of evidence publicly available that I hung out with Jeff to f*ck kids, but saying I went to a specific island is defamatory!'
Again - the law is very much contested on this issue and I wouldn’t expect it to go anywhere. But if you claim on national television that a politician hung out on Epstein’s island when there’s no evidence they did, I personally wouldn’t be surprised if the accused person got upset about it and claimed there was malice involved. Even - especially! - if that person was Donald Trump.
 

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Again - the law is very much contested on this issue and I wouldn’t expect it to go anywhere. But if you claim on national television that a politician hung out on Epstein’s island when there’s no evidence they did, I personally wouldn’t be surprised if the accused person got upset about it and claimed there was malice involved. Even - especially! - if that person was Donald Trump.
Isn’t Trump along with Bill Clinton on multiple flight logs to the island?
 
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Again - the law is very much contested on this issue and I wouldn’t expect it to go anywhere. But if you claim on national television that a politician hung out on Epstein’s island when there’s no evidence they did, I personally wouldn’t be surprised if the accused person got upset about it and claimed there was malice involved. Even - especially! - if that person was Donald Trump.

Not sold on the idea there's malice in a joke told at the Grammys or that it would have any demonstrable impact on his reputation with anyone - his cult don't believe what's in front of their eyes already and the rest of us know what he is. Like you say, it won't amount to anything.
 
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I'm just hoping that when they tamper with all these old ballot papers they took from Georgia, they amend them in crayon.

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He's possibly trying to get ahold of the voting machines that been with the same company for a while, I think there's something involved like they've been bought out someone or a shareholder having to much influence.
 

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