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Still a few weeks to go but I don't think this will be beaten. All nominations welcome

I said this the other day, but Wrexham makes perfect sense. They're the only club daft enough to pay over the odds, and with all their Disney shit, a suitable club for his ego. It is a match made in heaven, and exactly the kind of cucky move he would do.

Whilst we would automatically be stronger without him, and be able to allocate a proper captain who's going to make the difference, we would also have some money to strengthen the squad.

Doug needs to get this done. It's a total no brainer. The only thing I worry about are some of our fans, some of whom will need counseling, others of which will need to make the tough decision as to which club they'll now be supporting.

In all seriousness, he isn't good enough to start now with the squad we have (despite some recent bizzare calls to drop Torp to shoe horn him in). If we can get a few pennies at this point then it makes absolute sense.
 

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I mean... there's a lot in there that's about right.
 

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Not sure we need another post bashing our former captain. He's moved on, so have we. He didn't become a bad player, just injury prone. When I read this I assumed he'd cocked up for Wrexham tonight, but just looked at the report, he started, they were 1nil up, went off on 68 mins and they lost 2-1.

Yes Grimes is better in the same role, but there are times hed have been useful too. With a year+1 left and £6.5m on the table it was good business but was still our player of the season only 2 years ago.
 

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Not sure we need another post bashing our former captain. He's moved on, so have we. He didn't become a bad player, just injury prone. When I read this I assumed he'd cocked up for Wrexham tonight, but just looked at the report, he started, they were 1nil up, went off on 68 mins and they lost 2-1.

Yes Grimes is better in the same role, but there are times hed have been useful too. With a year+1 left and £6.5m on the table it was good business but was still our player of the season only 2 years ago.
It’s not a Sheaf thread tbf.
 

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Adding to the context original post would be who we sign in January as his replacement. Doug promised us icing on the cake after announcing the CBS purchase and surely that is incoming in January.
 

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Adding to the context original post would be who we sign in January as his replacement. Doug promised us icing on the cake after announcing the CBS purchase and surely that is incoming in January.
Probably meant promotion
 

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I mean, the cuck reference is just the icing on the cake. A proper Sheaf-exit means Sheaf-exit post from @Earlsdon_Skyblue1.

Just missing a mention of ‘simps’ and ‘libtards’ and it’s worth a brick in the stadium and the SBT hall of fame.
I was with him up to the point of Sheaf going for £15-£20M he was never worth that, I think I assumed about £8M so not for off.
 

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There’s not room on the internet for some of yours buddy.
My takes are nowhere near as bad as yours, that’s why everyone takes the piss out of you
 

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Lads lads. All our takes are terrible.
 
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If you search the words “elite tactician” there is a whole library of hilarity - some were late 24 but some carry on in January.
 

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Still a few weeks to go but I don't think this will be beaten. All nominations welcome

I am proud to serve my forum.

The day we sold him I put a bet on that we would get promoted, and I am considering cashing it out because it is at about 95% of pay out at the moment.

I maintain that he is one of the most overrated players to play for us in my lifetime, and whilst a lot of that post was tongue in cheek, I challenge anyone to actually argue any of those points. We are a much better team now, and that cucky overcelebration he did against us in the Wrexham game should be remembered when we next play them (if he is even fit, which lets face it, would be a miracle in itself).

Merry Christmas SBT.
 
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I am proud to serve my forum.

The day we sold him I put a bet on that we would get promoted, and I am considering cashing it out because it is at about 95% of pay out at the moment.

I maintain that he is one of the most overrated players to play for us in my lifetime, and whilst a lot of that post was tongue in cheek, I challenge anyone to actually argue any of those points. We are a much better team now, and that cucky overcelebration he did against us in the Wrexham game should be remembered when we next play them (if he is even fit, which lets face it, would be a miracle in itself).

Merry Christmas SBT.
The club outgrew the player basically and Wrexham offered silly money for him. He did serve the club well though and played a part in its progress.

The weasel like fist pumping has definitely been noted. ‘Cuck’ behaviour for sure.
 
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