Our slowest ever player (2 Viewers)

Captain Dart

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• Tuesday at 10:21 PM

• #36

Trond Egil Soltvedt has got to stand a chance.​

 

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rob9872

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• Tuesday at 10:36 PM

• #37

ADZ

Micky (sloe) Gynn

Matt Jansen but that was a different kind of slow

 

skybluecam

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• Tuesday at 10:45 PM

• #38

ProfessorbyGrace said:

Stuart Beavon

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He's still playing

 

False9

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• Tuesday at 11:02 PM

• #39

shepardo01 said:

David Bell.
Before and after he came back from the dead.
Slowest winger I've (player?) I've ever seen.

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I remember his complete lack of effort tracking an opposition winger for a goal. He basically stopped and they scored, might have been sheff weds at home...

 

JSL

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• Wednesday at 8:07 AM

• #40

Kenny Samson

 

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Ellery Cairo's Wig

Member

• Wednesday at 8:42 AM

• #41

Wayne Turner or John Craven both always looked like they were towing a caravan

 

Ccfcisparks

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• Wednesday at 8:46 AM

• #42

Nathan Clarke or Stephen Wright

 

Earlsdon_Skyblue1

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• Wednesday at 8:55 AM

• #43

shepardo01 said:

David Bell.
Before and after he came back from the dead.
Slowest winger I've (player?) I've ever seen.

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I love going down these rabbit holes, apparently he's now working in health and safety.

Two professional dreams become reality through hard work and commitment!

From professional football to health and safety. David Bell explains how he built a new career in Health and Safety after an injury forced him to retire from football.

www.nebosh.org.uk

 

ovduk78

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• Wednesday at 8:57 AM

• #44

We had a defender Kevan Smith who was a back up to Kilcline in late 80s, slow as fuck and with the turning circle of a barge.

 

stevefloyd

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• Wednesday at 9:04 AM

• #45

ProfessorbyGrace said:

Steve Walsh, Arjan De Zeeuw, Clive Platt and Stuart Beavon come to mind.
Kevin Richardson, Steve Morgan and John Gayle also.
Big Dion was pretty slow, to be honest.

I never did see Leigh Jenkinson display any of that immense pace he supposedly had, either. He’d just plod around and put a cross into the stand.

I know this isn’t a pace related one, but did anyone else think that David Burrows had a really absurd running motion?

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Didn't seem to hold Dion back too much

 

mrtrench

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• Wednesday at 9:14 AM

• #46

Has to be Isias, surely? I saw him barely move on his debut.

 

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vin10

Member

• Wednesday at 12:07 PM

• #47

Micky quinn if it was more than a yard....but it was enough

 

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Skyblue54

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• Wednesday at 8:09 PM

• #48

skyblueelephant76 said:

Tim Sherwood

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Skyblue54

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• Wednesday at 8:09 PM

• #49

Alan dugdale

 

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Skyblueabo1111

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• Wednesday at 11:34 PM

• #50

Larry Lloyd

 

rob9872

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• Thursday at 9:10 AM

• #51

Skyblueabo1111 said:

Micky Gynn was quick

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I think someone has missed the pun or never heard of Sloe Gin!

 

ProfessorbyGrace

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• Thursday at 10:22 PM

• #52

Onandi Lowe.

 

covmark

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• Thursday at 10:39 PM

• #53

Sideways Sammy Clingan. Slow as fuck at everything. Including a forward pass.

 

The Philosopher

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• Friday at 5:57 PM

• #54

Jose Perdomo.

 

skybluegod

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• Yesterday at 6:04 AM

• #55

shepardo01 said:

David Bell.
Before and after he came back from the dead.
Slowest winger I've (player?) I've ever seen.

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Have we made many any worse contracts decisions in the last 20 years than him? Injury prone and dog shit... Let's give him a 4 year deal 'to protect his value'

 

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SBT

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• Yesterday at 10:10 AM

• #56

Dean Holdsworth

 

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Cally Fedora

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• Yesterday at 4:07 PM

• #57

Kilcline, Pickering? Kevan Smith? Soltvedt? Rennie? Rod McDonald? Kevin McDonald?

 

Frankly_Mr_Shankly

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• Yesterday at 4:35 PM

• #58

John Gayle

 

stupot07

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• Yesterday at 4:44 PM

• #59

Definitely Arjan De Zeeuw. I think it was WBA who thrashed us 5-0 or something and his lack of pace was there for all to see.

 

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Legia Sky Blue

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• Yesterday at 6:36 PM

• #60

stupot07 said:

Definitely Arjan De Zeeuw. I think it was WBA who thrashed us 5-0 or something and his lack of pace was there for all to see.

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I saw De Zeeuw and Kevin McDonald. Maybe before your time but McDonald was much slower!!