One fooked up family (1 Viewer)

Otis

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This is a friend of my wife's, though I know the couple well and my daughter plays with their two kids.

Anyway ..... here goes.

Been a bit of an up and down marriage over the years, lots of rows etc. but within just one week it has all really kicked off.

1. Big row one day.

2. Next morning he gets up really early and says he has to go out at 5 a.m. saying he has an interview in Birmingham. She gets suspicious as it is such an early time to be going out the house. She rings him all day and gets no reply. When she rings later she gets a voicemail message in Polish! He had flown to Poland and he obviously didn't switch his roaming, so she clicked that he must be in Poland.

Anyway, when she finally got through he says he had no credit and his battery was low but admitted he was over there and said he had gone to visit a friend in Poland because she had a tumor. It was his ex girlfriend though (he used to work over there for a few years). He comes back next day.

He says it was all innocent but won't give the phone number of the girl to the wife so she can ring and clear the whole thing up. Instead he wants my wife to talk to this woman in Poland to listen to what she has to say. I told her not to get involved.

3. Wife sticks a large poster with his photo on her lounge window stating to everyone in the street know he's a lying, two-faced cheat.

4. She rams his car and burns all his clothes.

5. She throws the rest of his stuff on the lawn.

6. Kids come back from school, see the stuff, get upset and start trying to bring the stuff back into the house.

7. He secretly records and films conversations with her for some reason. Becomes clearly apparent below.

8. He calls in the police and crisis centre telling them that she is mentally unstable and a bad mother and he's worried about the kids.

9. She changes the locks on the doors.

10. He picks kids up from school (when it should have been her) and instead of bringing them home he takes them to his mum's in Ashford, Kent without telling his wife!!

11. He then refuses to talk to her and when she rings the mum in law she refuses her the opportunity to talk to the kids.

12. Next day crisis team turn up to wife to assess whether she is mentally stable or not.

13. While the crisis team are there he is spotted lurking around in the bushes outside and then minutes later looking through the window through a gap in the curtains. Crisis team say impossible to assess with this going on and they call the police on him.

14. Police come and talk to him and tell him he has to go to Ashford and cannot leave the children without one of the parents being there.

15. She is cleared of being mentally unstable after having some weird accusations thrown her way from him such as 'You said you could be a Formula One driver, is this true?' And ' Is it true that you said you are going to buy Warwick Castle?' :(

Apparently she said in jest in a previous conversation that her co-ordination was good and maybe she could do Formula One and also that she wanted to hire a room at Warwick for a wedding ceremony.

16. He drives down to Ashford at the police request, where the mum in law refuses him access to the kids saying they are both bad parents and she intends to keep the kids and foster them. :(

17. Police visit mum in law and tell mum in law she has to give kids back.

18. Kids say they don't want to come back and want to stay in Ashford.

19. This morning both parents are driving to Ashford to pick the kids up.


Fook me. Have you ever heard owt like it?

Ohh and she has a vile temper and when they row she throws stuff and he is quite often drunk and out of it all.

She is a music teacher and he is a tv company studio engineer for one of the main networks. Both very intelligent and well educated. :facepalm:

I used to think The Worst Week Of My Life was far fetched! :whistle:
 

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Otis

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I always find excuses for my little un not to go round. They are a pair of little terrors.

Last time she played with them one of them poked her in the eye with a stick. I do not care for the kids at all.
 

wingy

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We are what we see ,learnt behaviour i'd wager and sounds like the Kids are already in danger of continuing the cycle.
 

Otis

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You wouldn't say that f you saw them, the parents. Articulate and intelligent and come across really well. Well spoken, friendly.

It's just a chemistry thing. Like mixing Thermite and Liquid Nitrogen! Harmless enough by themselves, but together an explosion waiting to happen!

As for the kids, I think the parents are too busy with their own selfish agendas and the kids just get left behind to go wild with little parental control.
 
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Covstu

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FFS! I didnt realise this forum turned into Dear Dierdre! That is a bizarre set of event there Otis, i would also keep well away from it!
 

scroobiustom

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Given the title I thought the subject matter was going to be about the Terry's

Son's John - Racist, and Paul - Cheat
Mother Sue - Thief
Dad Ted - Drug dealer

"One fooked up family"
 

Tad

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Sounds like one of those crappy soap plots. I'd stay well back from these nutters if I was you.
 

Otis

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Wasn't meaning it to be Dear Deidre or a soap opera.

Just thought it was a story that needed to be told.

I am keeping well out of it all, though my wife has been giving moral support to the wife from the end of a phone.

The woman in Poland was an ex girlfriend, so could be he was trying to re-kindle an old flame. Not sure if it was the same flame used to burn all his clothes though!
 

Tad

Member
Wasn't meaning it to be Dear Deidre or a soap opera.

Just thought it was a story that needed to be told.

I am keeping well out of it all, though my wife has been giving moral support to the wife from the end of a phone.

The woman in Poland was an ex girlfriend, so could be he was trying to re-kindle an old flame. Not sure if it was the same flame used to burn all his clothes though!

Oh, it wasn't a knock on you. Just meant it sounds like one of those dramatic plots that you see on soaps lol. Can't believe people live like this haha.
 

rob9872

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Get round there fast as she needs a shoulder to cry on and you get a sympathy shag. It's win-win.
 

Otis

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Well, she is blonde, slim, 5ft 8" and has a clockwork wiggle.










But has a face like a donkey.











Last time she came round for tea I just offered her a bowl of carrots.
 

Houchens Head

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You don't look at the mantle piece when poking the fire Otis! ;)
 

Otis

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Didn't want to poke her with anything in case she rammed it and then set fire to it!
 

Johnnythespider

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In all seriuosness the kids should be taken out of the family home, else they will go on to create two more fooked up family's. The mum in law sounds about the only one with any sense, can't believe i just said that.
 

Sick Boy

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Yet in her 70's she believes she can foster two kids aged 7 and 9? :(

It sounds as though she would do a better job than their parents. I know of a couple of families who are just as messed up. Sadly these sort of situations don't seem to be as rare as peole like to think...especially amongst the middle classes.
 

Otis

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True.

Still a surprise to many people though. They expect illiterate chavs living in slummy houses on council estates blowing all their money on waccy baccy and bingo, not violin playing suburban middle class Channel 4 engineers.
 

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