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lordsummerisle

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Was called over yesterday on the ramp by a mate who's a Norwich fan to tell me that Maatsen Ffew pout of BHX on Saturday evening on a private flight.

He said to him when he came through, " Oh, heard you scored today, have to have a look at it later ".

Maatsen said to him, "its okay, it's on my phone!" and showed him!

Think that's brilliant, really nice lad by all accounts.

Wasn't in work myself, as getting slaughtered after the game.
 

fatso

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Was called over yesterday on the ramp by a mate who's a Norwich fan to tell me that Maatsen Ffew pout of BHX on Saturday evening on a private flight.

He said to him when he came through, " Oh, heard you scored today, have to have a look at it later ".

Maatsen said to him, "its okay, it's on my phone!" and showed him!

Think that's brilliant, really nice lad by all accounts.

Wasn't in work myself, as getting slaughtered after the game.
For the benefit of any reader who only speaks English, the first paragraph explains that the poster was contacted via telephone, by a friend of his who happens to support Norwich, who went on to explain that he witnessed Ian Maatsen board a private aircraft at Birmingham airport on Saturday evening.


Hope that clears up any confusion.
 

lordsummerisle

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For the benefit of any reader who only speaks English, the first paragraph explains that the poster was contacted via telephone, by a friend of his who happens to support Norwich, who went on to explain that he witnessed Ian Maatsen board a private aircraft at Birmingham airport on Saturday evening.


Hope that clears up any confusion.


Almost, but a ramp is not a telephone.
 

Happy_Martian

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Almost, but a ramp is not a telephone.

A ramp is the area of an airport outside the terminal buildings where aircraft park prior to disembarking passengers or being moved to the taxiways by ATC for takeoff ?
 

CCFC54321

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When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman
 

fatso

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When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman
Dr Coleman was the guy who denied the existence of aids! Needless to say he was highly embarrassed by the episode, he does however have a loyal following, which just goes to show that some dickheads will believe anything.
 

Covkid1968#

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A penis the size of an acorn….what could you do with that?

Asking for a friend
 
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CCFC54321

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Dr Coleman was the guy who denied the existence of aids! Needless to say he was highly embarrassed by the episode, he does however have a loyal following, which just goes to show that some dickheads will believe anything.
Brilliant!

:)
 

CCFC54321

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Only this site can turn the goal of the season so far into a discussion on the spelling nazi’s, dr vernon Coleman and small penises!

Love it!

My work here is done…
 

hill83

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When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

Can’t spell then mate?
 

Bugsy

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lordsummerisle

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When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

To be fair, my spelling is excellent.

My typing and proofreading however is shit.
 

Evo1883

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I can't spell AND I have a small penis

LOL there goes your theory!

I win


Right?

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