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TTG

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So back in the day there was gmk, this and another?
 

Nick

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Didn't untrust have a porn section? I seem to remember a lot of homemade stuff floating about
 

TTG

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Is there another cov forum now?
 

The Great Eastern

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GMK was so advanced in the dark arts of trolling that there was actually a shadowy organisation known as The GMK Vikings, who used a separate forum to plan their various co-ordinated attacks on people- who’d play what role, who’d say what and what new ‘characters’ were going to be introduced
Yes ROS. I was initially in the Vikings and had great fun attacking boards all over Rivals. Quite a few were GMKers but also some Albion lads along with Jaded Yeller from Norwich and an outrageously funny guy from Man City called Paul_Dickov. Think we used to use the MK Don's board to exchange messages and tactics as just nobody else used it. Funniest takeover I can remember was actually taking control of the very well used Ipswich board, TWTD. As fast as their moderator was banning our members, we were individually coming back with more characters. As Smiles alluded to, other non-football sites came in for attention, in particular, the Dave Clark Five fans website ! I met up with Smiles when we played at the Emirates in that 6-1 league cup defeat and enjoyed a few pre-match beers discussing the Vikings. I'd long left the group and was amazed as anyone that they'd had a good go at disrupting the KKK website. I believe he said there were death threats coming out of the USA at one stage !
 

Legia Sky Blue

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Been doing some digging and it looks like SkyBlueUltra was on West Terrace messageboard. Didn't go on there myself, but I was aware of his work through the rivals network, and this particular match preview when we played Portsmouth some time back:

I licks Pumpy fans. At thirst i thinkings them bit wiredo cuz off dat ugly munster wiv hat and ding dong bellend dat him use to be makes CHEESE N CHIMES dip for doridos.

Then i realises that for sailor boy them actuals alright. I helped them fite off invasion form Somali pirates leaded by Jonny Dipp. Them look afters me and gift me lot off cheese sandwidges. Thems did buggers me sensless thirst but i am cathlick so dat nothing new.

Pumpys is desendants off Pumpadon the 2nd. Him leaded lesser knowed invasion off England in 1067, one year after Willy da Conker sail over wiv Norman and stops evreyone listning to Saxon records. Pumpadon taked over littel spot off land and settles dare wiv is army of 12 men and goat calls Buck. Pumpadon not ferry brite and forgettings to brings wimmin wiv him so in end thems has havings sexy time wiv Buck. Crazed half goat mutants was borned. Part off modern Portmouth is name Buckland after them. These mutants was finally distroys by army form Sotonampton in 1295. Sneeky sotan army dressings as female goat and stickings razor blade in lady part insertshun hole. When mutants tries to gift them one them havings nasty shock! Soton army thems finishing them off by pefoamings MORRIS DANCING and makings them watch. Mutants top themself rather than havings sore winky AND havings to watch wiredos dance!
Diss why pumpy and soton not licks each other mutch.

Pumpy is in boat moors next to us at canal basin in town. Diffrence is thems is sinkings bit kwiker than our one. Thems god deducts -10 point cuz them in catstration. This maked them bottom off table and gifting hope to team lick us.

As diss be 66 pointer i thinkings diss game has all makings off a classic 3 - 3 drawed full of sitilating football dat not be out off plaice at Bernardbow stadyum.

Yes, both teams may be drowning but them certainly still flayling arm and swimmings furious.

Play up Sky Blues & Play up Poopy Pumpy!

SBU score perdict:
SKY BLUES 5
POOPY PUMPY 5

Attendants: 16,347

Lucky food: Appleton Pie wiv custurd.

PUSB
cov1.gif
 

jimmyhillsfanclub

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The Untrust was the dark horse.

Ha..it certainly was. I'm sure there was some overlap with GMK, and I know there is a few on here now....but i doubt many would admit to it :emoji_zipper_mouth:

It was like the wild fucking west on occasion......full of characters, many of whom in real life were larger than their online personas....

The private rooms were proper mental......and often massively illegal! Drug trades, counterfeit printing presses, hoolie meet-ups, horrendously messy away day piss-ups, dodgy motors, ropey porn & a liberal sprinkling of utter head-the-balls

I met up with a few of them on away days over several seasons..... Couldn't drink anywhere near that much these days......or run that fast.
 

PurpleBin

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Ha..it certainly was. I'm sure there was some overlap with GMK, and I know there is a few on here now....but i doubt many would admit to it :emoji_zipper_mouth:

It was like the wild fucking west on occasion......full of characters, many of whom in real life were larger than their online personas....

The private rooms were proper mental......and often massively illegal! Drug trades, counterfeit printing presses, hoolie meet-ups, horrendously messy away day piss-ups, dodgy motors, ropey porn & a liberal sprinkling of utter head-the-balls

I met up with a few of them on away days over several seasons..... Couldn't drink anywhere near that much these days......or run that fast.

Mad place. Funny as fuck.
 

skyblue1991

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Always great to see the yearly gmk rememberence thread on here... there were many laugh out loud moments in it's day.
I remember yourself cochese, particually during the Sixfields era where you would report with your player ratings; you were on of only a few!

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dancers lance

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Been doing some digging and it looks like SkyBlueUltra was on West Terrace messageboard. Didn't go on there myself, but I was aware of his work through the rivals network, and this particular match preview when we played Portsmouth some time back:

I licks Pumpy fans. At thirst i thinkings them bit wiredo cuz off dat ugly munster wiv hat and ding dong bellend dat him use to be makes CHEESE N CHIMES dip for doridos.

Then i realises that for sailor boy them actuals alright. I helped them fite off invasion form Somali pirates leaded by Jonny Dipp. Them look afters me and gift me lot off cheese sandwidges. Thems did buggers me sensless thirst but i am cathlick so dat nothing new.

Pumpys is desendants off Pumpadon the 2nd. Him leaded lesser knowed invasion off England in 1067, one year after Willy da Conker sail over wiv Norman and stops evreyone listning to Saxon records. Pumpadon taked over littel spot off land and settles dare wiv is army of 12 men and goat calls Buck. Pumpadon not ferry brite and forgettings to brings wimmin wiv him so in end thems has havings sexy time wiv Buck. Crazed half goat mutants was borned. Part off modern Portmouth is name Buckland after them. These mutants was finally distroys by army form Sotonampton in 1295. Sneeky sotan army dressings as female goat and stickings razor blade in lady part insertshun hole. When mutants tries to gift them one them havings nasty shock! Soton army thems finishing them off by pefoamings MORRIS DANCING and makings them watch. Mutants top themself rather than havings sore winky AND havings to watch wiredos dance!
Diss why pumpy and soton not licks each other mutch.

Pumpy is in boat moors next to us at canal basin in town. Diffrence is thems is sinkings bit kwiker than our one. Thems god deducts -10 point cuz them in catstration. This maked them bottom off table and gifting hope to team lick us.

As diss be 66 pointer i thinkings diss game has all makings off a classic 3 - 3 drawed full of sitilating football dat not be out off plaice at Bernardbow stadyum.

Yes, both teams may be drowning but them certainly still flayling arm and swimmings furious.

Play up Sky Blues & Play up Poopy Pumpy!

SBU score perdict:
SKY BLUES 5
POOPY PUMPY 5

Attendants: 16,347

Lucky food: Appleton Pie wiv custurd.

PUSB
cov1.gif
SkyBlueUltra was comedy gold, he would cause havoc on other teams forums as well, does anyone remember MaryMungoMidge?
 

dancers lance

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Used to be on here under that name but think he permaflounced after being called out for being so far up Wasps' arse. Think he supports them not us now.
That's a shame, he was very entertaining back in the day, obviously a clever bloke but also a top wind up merchant when he wanted to be.
 

Ring Of Steel

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That's a shame, he was very entertaining back in the day, obviously a clever bloke but also a top wind up merchant when he wanted to be.

he once told a story about going to see the wrestling in Bournemouth and getting locked in the toilets or something similar, he was a great story teller alright
 

dancers lance

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no it’s not me, I was rob87. I only came on here a few months ago and never saw MMM in action, but as the guy above says as soon as he’s mentioned its a pretty negative reaction.
Sorry mate, I was reading a bit much into your reply thinking you were being sneaky, iv'e had 4 beers and no dinner! I remember you as rob87.
 

Ring Of Steel

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Sorry mate, I was reading a bit much into your reply thinking you were being sneaky, iv'e had 4 beers and no dinner! I remember you as rob87.

lol- no need for apologies at all, I liked MMM. Don’t know what happened here with him but sounds like he turned to Wasps or something.
 

dancers lance

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he once told a story about going to see the wrestling in Bournemouth and getting locked in the toilets or something similar, he was a great story teller alright
Yeah, I seem to remember something about that, he did have some cracking stories. he was also top class on other teams forums.
 

dancers lance

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Never apologise
You've been to one of those seminars haven't you. I always apologise if I get something wrong, to me it's a common courtesy not a sign of weakness.
 

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