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pastythegreat · Jun 19, 2020

Seen a tweet from Gary Linekar saying the country should stick to allowing footballers to run it. It me me and a few mates laugh and think of certain job roles for certain footballers. I'll list them, for a laugh, let's see what else people can come up with.

Adam Johnson, Minister of Schools and Education.
Stan Collymore, minister for women.
Ryan Giggs, minister for family affairs.
Razor Ruddock, minister of health.
Harry Redknapp, minister of working tax and pensions.
Sam Allardyce, Chancellor.
Lee Hughes, minister of road, transport and travel.
John Terry, shadow minister for family affairs.

What else can people come up with?

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ccfcricoh · Jun 19, 2020

haha brilliant - please tweet this him!

Based on recent performance - David Luiz can be Secretary of State for Defence

Brighton Sky Blue · Jun 19, 2020

Scottish Secretary-Alex Ferguson
Welsh Secretary-Gareth Bale
Northern Ireland Secretary-Brendan Rodgers

Gleneagles65 · Jun 19, 2020

Home Secretary - Joey Barton

Gleneagles65 · Jun 19, 2020

Craig Bellamy - minister for education

Brighton Sky Blue · Jun 19, 2020

Leader of the Opposition-Wayne Rooney

Nick · Jun 19, 2020

Brighton Sky Blue said:
Leader of the Opposition-Wayne Rooney

Inspector of care homes

Otis · Jun 19, 2020

Ministry of Fisheries - Eric Cantona

Otis · Jun 19, 2020

Richard Wood - Cabinet Office

skybluetony176 · Jun 19, 2020

To be honest I’m seeing the names and positions people are putting out there as a joke and finding it funny on the other hand but on the other I’m thinking that would be an improvement.

CovInEssex · Jun 19, 2020

[Insert manager who's won fuck all] - Shadow Cabinet

skybluetony176 · Jun 19, 2020

Ron Atkinson as minister for race relations.

Kneeza · Jun 19, 2020

Otis said:
Richard Wood - Cabinet Office

Would he close Ikea?

Ian1779 · Jun 19, 2020

Minister for Drugs - Onandi Lowe

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Jun 19, 2020

Kyle Walker - Secretary of State for Sex Workers
Keiran Trippier - Secretary of State for Gambling
Paul Merson - Secretary of State for Alcohol Licencing
Micky Quinn - Secretary of State for Health and Fitness
Andy Goram - Secretary of State for Mental Health and Wellbeing
Michael McIndoe - Secretary of State for Business

Ryan Giggs and John Terry would just be under secretaries.

Otis · Jun 19, 2020

CovInEssex said:
[Insert manager who's won fuck all] - Shadow Cabinet

Lloyd McGrath for Shadow Cabinet. Especially if Glenn Hoddle was prime minister.

Gleneagles65 · Jun 19, 2020

skybluetony176 said:
Ron Atkinson as minister for race relations.

With Lee Bowyer as his understudy.

rob9872 · Jun 20, 2020

Mark Robins PM
John Sillett father of the house
Michael Doyle pensions secretary
Robert Jarni overseas trade
Anne Lucas Minister withput portfolio
Peter Beardsley Speaker
Dave Bennett 1987 committee
Ben Wilson front benches

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