Players with erm.. rude surnames (1 Viewer)

Not footballer, but does anyone remember the Bradley Walsh incident around the German Skiier Fanny Chmelar?

Craig Bellendy

Nobby Stiles.

Nobby Piles

Liquid Gold said:

They can all play for Deportivo Wanka

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They could play at the old Wankdorf stadium

Two famous women footballers

Betty Swallocks

Mary Hinge

Quim was a portugese gk
Quim (footballer, born 1975) - Wikipedia

EDIT- note to self....'read the first post you dopey git'


additions...Philip Cocu

Marc McWankty

Peter shirtliff

Tug Wilson

That Russian winger Ivor Bolokov. Could only play on one side, not very productive and very poor finish.

Could have been pals with David Seaman

Nicky Butt

Eric Cuntona

Paul Pogbra

I'm sure Celtic had a player called Scheidt.

The famous Lopez Ufarte - was hilarious during the World Cup listening to the different pronounciations

phillip cocu!

skyblueheaven said:

phillip cocu!

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see post #42
lol...we all do that

in the spoonerism Bootfall league there is that wonderful player Kenny Lunt

Brighton Sky Blue said:

Andreas Wank, Dick Trickle and Ralf Minge: The 20 rudest names in sport

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Or this one, all footballers

Anil Koc, Ralf Minge, Stefan Kuntz PLUS the 20 rudest football names ever

Alan Sunderland .

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Otto Pfister

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Pull DIckov

David Tittertit.

Just spotted in Champ Man 97, Croatian Zvonko Fuckala! Zvonko Fuckala - Player profile

Samo said:

Johnny Thunderbollocks

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My missus laughed so much at this one that she almost fainted from giggling too much!

And Harry Koch at Kaiserslautern in the 90's! He was hairy, too....

Harry Koch kaiserslautern - Google Search

Did all German players have that haircut at one point?

Nonleagueherewecome said:

And Harry Koch at Kaiserslautern in the 90's! He was hairy, too....

Harry Koch kaiserslautern - Google Search

Did all German players have that haircut at one point?

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They did, though I do believe that in the 1930's, this haircut below, also proved quite popular in the Bundesliga (or the Thirdreichesliga as it was then known)

Jonjo Dickman. Always used to giggle when we played against him and they announced his name.

Nonleagueherewecome said:

And Harry Koch at Kaiserslautern in the 90's! He was hairy, too....

Harry Koch kaiserslautern - Google Search

Did all German players have that haircut at one point?

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* In Germany that's known as a Herr cut.