Which first names are true footballers' names and which should have no place in football at all? (1 Viewer)

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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Gabriel
Felix
Derek

...actually, Derek's as good as it is awful
Derek Dougan, Derek Mountfield.
 

rob9872

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Dominic Hyam might disagree!
 

Houchens Head

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"I remember when we signed Wayne Turner and me and my mates laughed, stating that someone called Wayne should never ever play professional football."
If he had a daughter named Paige, she'd be a good read. (Work it out! ;))
 

Otis

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"I remember when we signed Wayne Turner and me and my mates laughed, stating that someone called Wayne should never ever play professional football."
If he had a daughter named Paige, she'd be a good read. (Work it out! ;))
Paige Wayne?
 

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