Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics) (16 Viewers)

steve cooper

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You still derping about mate? Even after you were seen off last time?

Watch out he will pretend you compared 2 things then lie when this pointed out to him.

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Seen off by you? You really do live so far up your own arse it must stink.
I think Master O'Day is some 14 year old kid giving it big from his bedroom
 

lifeskyblue

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If I was the efl I would immediately start 2 games a week for everyone...so we would play shrews on Saturday and Wimbledon tues (ie last remaining game first). Obviously the following tues is our only scheduled midweek. By doing this the season would finish Easter week.
Naturally scrap the international break...people crossing countries more risky anyway.

Yes a few logistical issues but all games played in a timely fashion. Obviously would need a rethink if worsened significantly.


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Flying Fokker

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If I was the efl I would immediately start 2 games a week for everyone...so we would play shrews on Saturday and Wimbledon tues (ie last remaining game first). Obviously the following tues is our only scheduled midweek. By doing this the season would finish Easter week.
Naturally scrap the international break...people crossing countries more risky anyway.

Yes a few logistical issues but all games played in a timely fashion. Obviously would need a rethink if worsened significantly.


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Good plan. About 35-40 years ago city played Saturday,Tuesday,Thursday to clear a backlog of fixtures . It may have been the Sunderland relegation year.
 

lifeskyblue

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Yes far more sensible than delaying games indefinitely (real problem for players keeping match fit) or scrapping the season. Also would be of benefit to clubs with cash flow problems (probably most of L1 and L2)


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hill83

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Matt Godden may as well be immune because he’s always isolated

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PurpleBin

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Was just chatting to a bloke in the post office and he said his mate who is a Wasps season ticket holder was bragging that the council and Wasps have colluded to make up a story about a virus to stop us from winning the league.

Yeah, was there looking at jiffy bags and heard this as well.
 

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT

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I had swine flu, not going ape shit. If it increases by 33% per day then it increases by 33% per day. Moaning about people not worrying isn't going to change things. As long as we wash our hands what else can we do.

People are starting to sound like Frank Reynolds
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Careful you'll have the giphy police after you .
 

BornSlippySkyBlue

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The truth isn't your strong point it seems.

You can just admit you were wrong and I didn't compare covid-19 to h1n1 and you can move on.
I’m too old and bedwetty to have a pointless conversation with someone who ignores the reality of what was actually said in order to convince themselves they were right in a totally pointless internet spat. So from now on you can argue with yourself (you won’t win though because your opponent is always right).
 

rob9872

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The silver cloud in this is that if football's cancelled we can laugh at all those teams who foolishly own their own ground with all those ongoing running expenses and no revenue. In fact I think our BCFC arrangement isnt a time period but cost per game basis.

We can sing and point and laugh at those silly fans for choosing to support a team who wouldn't recklessly sell their own ground. Hahahahaha

You've got a ground, you've got a ground, you've got a ground
 

David O'Day

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I’m too old and bedwetty to have a pointless conversation with someone who ignores the reality of what was actually said in order to convince themselves they were right in a totally pointless internet spat. So from now on you can argue with yourself (you won’t win though because your opponent is always right).
You said a compared the covid 19 pathogen to the h1h1 pathogen. Stop digging
 

Flying Fokker

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Nicked off Facebook:


UK Virus ALERT

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

The Russians have said “Its not us”

Note: I have adapted this slightly from an original monty python script to highlight the bullshit and hysteria ongoing on about this virus .. that’s the “real” bit ..have a nice day. Especially that Twat Helm.

But for something really cool go to Paul Burton Sculptures (@paulburtonsculpture) • Instagram photos and videos
 

SeaSeeEffCee

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Juventus CB Daniele Rugani now diagnosed. That is probably the beginning of the end for the Champions League, no chance Juventus play next week now.
 

Mask

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Juventus CB Daniele Rugani now diagnosed. That is probably the beginning of the end for the Champions League, no chance Juventus play next week now.

Just read about this. Will be a huge turning point for the rest of the season.

The amount of people calling to scrap this season of football altogether is actually getting me a bit worried...
 

mark82

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Reports tonight that we're possibly moving to the next stage with school closures and cancellation of sporting events.

There's no way they'll wipe the whole season. Imagine the lawsuits. Do you think our owners wouldn't challenge that?
 

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