I'm going for Sunderland...... (1 Viewer)

russ15 said:

to declare their result first. Based on the fact that there are only 6 people in the town who can hold a pen.
Shouldn't take long to count them fuckers!

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yeah but how many people in Sunderland can count?

Might be a bit harder this time. They usually just weigh all the Labour votes rather than count them, but being a big Brexit area this time who knows? At least they might win something this year.

russ15 said:

to declare their result first. Based on the fact that there are only 6 people in the town who can hold a pen.
Shouldn't take long to count them fuckers!

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Theyll be first and then blame everyone else for starting late

All the shit hole towns voting tory, unreal.

Turkeys voting for Christmas.

Joe said:

yeah but how many people in Sunderland can count?

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If there’s 6 votes I’m sure one of them will count it on one hand.

Newcastle Central beat Sunderland. Away the lads!!!!!!

The lib dem candidate in Sunderland wore his xxxl shirt on stage as the results were read. And he filled it.

Labour just managed to hold on in Sunderland Central with conservatives getting an increased vote share despite their policy completely fucking the area over. This election has been won through lies and fake news. Labour need to get better at bullshitting people - it clearly works.

mark82 said:

Labour just managed to hold on in Sunderland Central with conservatives getting an increased vote share despite their policy completely fucking the area over. This election has been won through lies and fake news. Labour need to get better at bullshitting people - it clearly works.

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Some strong views Mark and while fake news clearly plays a part for all parties who try to disingenuously pretend to be all things to all people. What I found stunning about the Sunderland result is it would have gone Blue had the brexit party not stood!! That is staggering given its voting history.

mark82 said:

Labour just managed to hold on in Sunderland Central with conservatives getting an increased vote share despite their policy completely fucking the area over. This election has been won through lies and fake news. Labour need to get better at bullshitting people - it clearly works.

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Someone needs a reality check, labour got their arses handed to them on a plate, when Corbyn gets beaten by May and then Johnson, 2 of the weakest leaders the Tory's have ever had, it time to wake up to the real world.
I suppose you'll be wanting a peoples election next, after blaming the Russians, the daily mail, middle aged white men, etc etc etc.
Honestly it's just laughable.

Recount in Sunderland as someone hoyed a bag of shit at the labour candidate.

christonabike said:

Recount in Sunderland as someone hoyed a bag of shit at the labour candidate.

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It was Corbyn who threw it.

Terry_dactyl said:

It was Corbyn who threw it.

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Fancy putting labour voters in the top tier man, it's asking for trouble

Terry_dactyl said:

It was Corbyn who threw it.

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He's blaming the Jews!

fatso said:

He's blaming the Jews!

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For the many not the Jew.