Richard Keogh injured in drink driving crash (1 Viewer)

fellatio_Martinez · Sep 27, 2019

covcity4life said:
You have too much alcohol and you make dumb decisions. We have a binge drinking problem in this country lets be honest.

You can't blame alcohol for certain people being reckless arseholes.

I binge drink and the most dangerous thing I've ever done is not use a condom with a girl from Nuneaton which in hindsight was pretty fucking dangerous but my point stands.

Sky Blue Harry H · Sep 27, 2019

Remember seeing something a year or so ago when someone caught a driver eating a bowl of cereals (bowl in their lap) on their way to work. Bound to be a joke in their if it wasn't so idiotic.

fellatio_Martinez · Sep 27, 2019

Sky Blue Harry H said:
Remember seeing something a year or so ago when someone caught a driver eating a bowl of cereals (bowl in their lap) on their way to work. Bound to be a joke in their if it wasn't so idiotic.

That definitely happened. Here's the reconstruction.

Sky Blue Pete · Sep 27, 2019

hill83 said:
I’m not saying he should be sacked, but I’d never ever get in a car if the driver was drunk. Ever.
I don’t even drive after 1 pint. I’ve also been known to pull over until people put their seatbelt on. Get the piss taken out of me but don’t give a fuck.

Ah of course no I see what you mean

olderskyblue · Sep 27, 2019

hill83 said:
I was in traffic on the a46 yesterday and was next to a bloke who was using 2 mobile phones on his steering wheel. At the same time a woman was on her phone behind me and a bloke in front. We were moving, not stationary. I wouldn’t use my phone stationary. Dangerous driving annoys me when it’s just me in the car but I consider it an attempt on my sons life when he’s in it. Installed a dash cam this week as it’s just ridiculous.

Really pisses me off.

Sounds like you should keep your eyes on the bloody road....Drivers who don't watch where they're going are a menace...

wal3590 · Sep 27, 2019

I’ve just seen images of Keoghs knee, and the car... WOW :stop:

hill83 · Sep 27, 2019

olderskyblue said:
Sounds like you should keep your eyes on the bloody road....Drivers who don't watch where they're going are a menace...

Always important to see what’s going on around you. Learnt that riding a motorbike for 5 years.

Speedies_Chips · Sep 27, 2019

Dimi_Konstantflapalot said:
It honestly staggers me how many people there are who have no idea how to do the most basic things - be it cooking, DIY, turning a dishwasher/washing machine on. Especially given how, if you really haven't got a scooby, you can literally google it in about 30 seconds!

What's Google?

hill83 · Sep 27, 2019

The injuries and a group chat between players has been leaked and one of them said “Lessons to be learnt, don’t speed when you’ve been drinking” ha ha. Words fail me.

oscillatewildly · Sep 27, 2019

Terry Gibson's perm said:
Hickman would have been left week behind in his s reg Fiat Punto

Oi! Leave the perky Punto out of this.

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Sep 27, 2019

Speedies_Chips said:
What's Google?

Dunno. Why don't you ask Jeeves?

Marty · Sep 27, 2019

Keogh's career is over, his knee is in pieces from the pics.

Skyblueweeman · Sep 27, 2019

Just seen the pics, heard the voice clip and saw some WhatsApp messages of someone seemingly in the know.

Fucccck. Keoghs career is over.

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Skyblueweeman · Sep 27, 2019

Would try and post them but not sure if I should.

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stupot07 · Sep 27, 2019

Skyblueweeman said:
Just seen the pics, heard the voice clip and saw some WhatsApp messages of someone seemingly in the know.

Fucccck. Keoghs career is over.

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I've seen them too, some dont make sense. E.g. why is the the person wearing sondico and umbro training shorts in the pic with his knee hanging out? They'd been on a night out, so wouldn't be in their training kit.

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Skyblueweeman · Sep 27, 2019

stupot07 said:
I've seen them too, some dont make sense. E.g. why is the the person wearing sondico and umbro training shorts in the pic with his knee hanging out? They'd been on a night out, so wouldn't be in their training kit.

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You've gone far too Columbo on me Stu! Dont know about the kits but in terms of their training kit, maybe they went into the training ground today for an assessment.

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stupot07 · Sep 27, 2019

Skyblueweeman said:
You've gone far too Columbo on me Stu! Dont know about the kits but in terms of their training kit, maybe they went into the training ground today for an assessment.

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Nah, my colleague is a Derby fan and pointed it out to me!

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fellatio_Martinez · Sep 27, 2019

It reminds me of something you'd see on a butcher's block.

cc84cov · Sep 27, 2019

You would think being the captain he might of had some say in letting them drive pissed up and even allowing himself to be in the car

BornSlippySkyBlue · Sep 27, 2019

fellatio_Martinez said:
It reminds me of something you'd see on a butcher's block.

Hmm, possibly fake?

oscillatewildly · Sep 27, 2019

shmmeee said:
Had a housemate at uni that couldn’t change a lightbulb because he’d never had to. It happens.

Is this an attempt on improving the old standard gag? If so, the punchline is shite.
I don't get it.

ccfctommy · Sep 28, 2019

The photo that's been doing the rounds can't be legit surely?

fellatio_Martinez · Sep 28, 2019

BornSlippySkyBlue said:
Hmm, possibly fake?

Quite possible.

I'm sure someone will debunk it soon enough if it is.

Ricketts · Sep 28, 2019

rob9872 said:
Apparently after retiring, one of the Nevilles (I can't remember which) couldn't make a cup of coffee. Had no idea how to begin! I mean surely that can't be true and would have expected they'd made the odd cuppa at home before their career, but it's said had no idea at all. Even basic common sense would get you close!

Sexist joke alert

Yes, I heard that. I think it was Tracy.

Ricketts · Sep 28, 2019

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
To be fair I think most people couldn't until recently. Only a couple of years ago I learnt you're not supposed to let the kettle boil because it brings out the bitter taste in coffee.

Thats not correct. Instant coffee is fine.. Its when you are serving proper coffee beans that you shouldn't use boiling water. If you dont heat the cup the temperature will be fine (just under boiling, 195 to 215°f)

peace ndlovu · Sep 28, 2019

fellatio_Martinez said:
You can't blame alcohol for certain people being reckless arseholes.

I binge drink and the most dangerous thing I've ever done is not use a condom with a girl from Nuneaton which in hindsight was pretty fucking dangerous but my point stands.

Dad...is that you?

Deleted member 4439 · Sep 28, 2019

Ricketts said:
Thats not correct. Instant coffee is fine.. Its when you are serving proper coffee beans that you shouldn't use boiling water. If you dont heat the cup the temperature will be fine (just under boiling, 195 to 215°f)

So in other words. don't put boiling water on instant coffee?

Ricketts · Sep 28, 2019

Or in words, don't put boiling water on coffee beans.

hill83 · Sep 28, 2019

Ricketts said:
Or in words, don't put boiling water on coffee beans.

Don’t blow your beans too early either.

Winny the Bish · Sep 28, 2019

BornSlippySkyBlue said:
Hmm, possibly fake?

I thought it might be a fake, but a reverse image search turned up nothing which makes me think it is real.

Tommo1993 · Sep 28, 2019

Somebody laughed at me because I’ve never changed the wheel on a car, as I’ve never been unfortunate enough to have to. I said I wouldn’t be 100% confident of knowing what I was doing, but I think I could take a pretty good guess!

Speedies_Chips · Sep 28, 2019

Has anyone on here fathomed how to tune a DAB radio ?

Skyblueweeman · Sep 28, 2019

Had these sent to me as well

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better days · Sep 28, 2019

Papers talking about the two drivers possibly being sacked if found guilty
Nothing will happen until after the trial verdicts but as this was a club function and they ignored cars laid on to take them home it would be a pretty open and shut case if they're convicted

covcity4life · Sep 28, 2019

Reading the whatsapp convos goinf rounf and rhey may have been on coke too.

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