Lucky Pom Pom wanted to Pee (1 Viewer)

Who goes to the papers with that? Ha

The next story's about an unexplained death in Peterborough, where somebody was found crumpled to the ground on the pavement in a residential area...

Lock doors.
How didn't the dog hear?
Why the need to lie on the floor?

Nick said:

Lock doors.
How didn't the dog hear?
Why the need to lie on the floor?

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Are you calling him a liar?
I bet he doesn’t even support cov! He’s probably a Sunderland fan trying to make us look like fools.

how was he watching that game in the UK on his tv ?

VPN use for I follow? Let’s tell everyone that we watch it at home in the UK... dozy git!

ccfcway said:

how was he watching that game in the UK on his tv ?

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9:30 would be Quest highlights? Or too early for League 1?

ccfcway said:

how was he watching that game in the UK on his tv ?

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First thing I thought too

NorthernWisdom said:

9:30 would be Quest highlights? Or too early for League 1?

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it would be considering the game didn't end until about 20 mins after that

"so I was watching the game illegally on my tv and left my back door open. My mum was sitting in the conservatory and didn't notice this man come in and fall asleep.is this a big enough story for a national paper ?"

"yer, we will publish it. Any chance you can lie down by the radiator ?"

"yer, why not"

Is it just the camera angle or is that bloke about 4 foot 2"?

clint van damme said:

Is it just the camera angle or is that bloke about 4 foot 2"?

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he is small. his brains are far away

you have to assume pom pom was cheering walsh's winner

I didn't know that the lead singer from Bronski Beat was a City fan living in Peterborough

ccfcway said:

it would be considering the game didn't end until about 20 mins after that

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Fair point, wrong day

ccfcway said:

"so I was watching the game illegally on my tv and left my back door open. My mum was sitting in the conservatory and didn't notice this man come in and fall asleep.is this a big enough story for a national paper ?"

"yer, we will publish it. Any chance you can lie down by the radiator ?"

"yer, why not"

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Not only that, but his conservatory doesn't appear to meet building regulations, which states
"All conservatories must be separated from the house by an external quality door, patio door or French doors"

wrong 'un

Plot twist: Hes actually a double below knee amputee

Good thing there are photos to demonstrate what 'asleep next to a radiator' would look like, it's the kind of thing that's just impossible to imagine.

Sponsored by Allsopp.......

Is that Smiles from the old GMK days?

Is it skyblue weeman

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clint van damme said:

wrong 'un

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WTF?!

clint van damme said:

wrong 'un

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It says a man found sleeping on the floor, not a garden knome chilling by the rad.

Any chance we can add this to our Cold War Steveesque Coventry City montage?

the rumpo kid said:

It says a man found sleeping on the floor, not a garden knome chilling by the rad.

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Knome?!?

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PCH said:

Is it skyblue weeman

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I dont f£@king think so!!!

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