Autocorrect player names (1 Viewer)

TTG · Aug 9, 2019

More of a light hearted thread where we say ex/current co v players but what autocorrect comes up with.
I'll start
Kastaneer= plasterer

shmmeee · Aug 9, 2019

I spend too much time on here and my phone has learned the entire squad

Otis · Aug 9, 2019

TTG said:
More of a light hearted thread where we say ex/current co v players but what autocorrect comes up with.
I'll start
Kastaneer= plasterer

I've no idea on players, but it always changes Fisher to Twat.

CanadianCCFC · Aug 9, 2019

Whenever I type ’Burge’ my phone falls out of my hand.

skyblue1991 · Aug 9, 2019

My phone tries to grope me when I type Marlon King

AStonesThrow · Aug 9, 2019

I tried to write Luke Thomas but my phone wouldn't finish it

Liquid Gold · Aug 9, 2019

When I type Shipley a 6ft owl tries to rape Tom Bayliss.

Covkid1968# · Aug 9, 2019

When I type Lee Hughes my auto correct comes up as ‘murdering cowardly drunken runaway scum’

higgs · Aug 9, 2019

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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Houchens Head · Aug 9, 2019

When I type in SISU, it comes up with C**TS.

Otis · Aug 10, 2019

Liquid Gold said:
When I type Shipley a 6ft owl tries to rape Tom Bayliss.

Otis · Aug 10, 2019

higgs said:
When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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When I type Bright nothing happens.

Otis · Aug 10, 2019

And every time I type Biamou, a Gif of Grendel pops up shaking his head and sniggering.

SKYBLUES90 · Aug 10, 2019

Every time I try type Keith O Neil my phone turns off

Covkid1968# · Aug 10, 2019

SKYBLUES90 said:
Every time I try type Keith O Neil my phone turns off

Haha.... like it

Otis · Aug 10, 2019

Every time I type Fankaty Dabo my phone plays the Flintstones theme tune.

Otis · Aug 10, 2019

And every time I press the home button a picture of the Ricoh comes up on my screen.

bawtryneal · Aug 10, 2019

Every time I type in Julian Grey it types back "he's gone"

Liquid Gold · Aug 10, 2019

I try to type Freddy Eastwood but my screen just gets tarmaced over

TTG · Aug 10, 2019

I like where this is going....

SKYBLUES90 · Aug 10, 2019

Every time I type in Jimmy Hill my mrs goes all Mackam and starts whining at me.

Skybluefaz · Aug 10, 2019

When I type in a Bolton player's name nothing happens.

Sbarcher · Aug 10, 2019

When I type Dion Dublin it comes up with ‘great tackle” (see what I did there-football related, decent!)

stevefloyd · Aug 10, 2019

When i type in cc4l gyused wtah cmeso pu no ym sercen

Mcbean · Aug 10, 2019

When I look at the time it’s always out by 15 mins

higgs · Aug 10, 2019

When I type in Freddy Eastwood it's spells rubbish

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skyblue1991 · Aug 10, 2019

When I type in John Terry my phone starts shagging my wife!

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AStonesThrow · Aug 10, 2019

skyblue1991 said:
When I type in John Terry my phone starts shagging my wife!

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When I type in frank lampard my wife starts shagging my phone

skyblue1991 · Aug 10, 2019

higgs said:
When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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When I type it my phone sends about 1500 texts...

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Otis · Aug 10, 2019

When I type in Coventry City Council my phone starts playing the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

mrtrench · Aug 10, 2019

Three years ago, I typed 'Brexit' into my phone and there's been a stream of long text messages ever since - most of them from a bloke called Mart in Germany.

Otis · Aug 10, 2019

mrtrench said:
Three years ago, I typed 'Brexit' into my phone and there's been a stream of long text messages ever since - most of them from a bloke called Mart in Germany.

I bought a Brexit phone this morning and all the foreign languages have been removed.

hamil99 · Aug 10, 2019

When I type in Phil Babb my balls hurt.

Greggs · Aug 10, 2019

covcity4life comes out as animalrapist

sw88 · Aug 10, 2019

Otis said:
When I type in Coventry City Council my phone starts playing the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

Mine plays benny hill!

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