Gazolba
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Someone would swallow it and sue.
Or whatever they included would offend someone's religion or harm the environment (like if it was made of plastic).
Otis
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They should put a plastic Mohammed in a cereal packet.
fernandopartridge
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I'm the same. It's called misophonia apparently.
Nick
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Ha yeah I get stressed if it doesn't load in time. They don't eat loud or anything it's just the eating in silence I can't deal with.
Fernando has mentioned it before, it has a name
NorthernWisdom
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Name-dropping.
You don't tell me the names of everybody you went to the pub with last night, let alone just refer to them by first name, so why tell me you had a great chat with Pep the other day, when he was too polite to run away from you furiously shaking his hand and babbling bollocks?
You don't tell me the names of everybody you went to the pub with last night, let alone just refer to them by first name, so why tell me you had a great chat with Pep the other day, when he was too polite to run away from you furiously shaking his hand and babbling bollocks?
fellatio_Martinez
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When I was a kid my mum really instilled the idea in me that loud eating was really bad manners and she hated it too. So it's either hereditary or I was conditioned somehow.
I like this theory - Why being unable to stand noisy eaters might make you a genius
fellatio_Martinez
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Covstu
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Properly hate this, can’t explain it but makes my skin crawl at times. We have a new guy who sits outside my office and he eats so loud and slurps his tea. I will be done for murder if it continues
fellatio_Martinez
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It's very 2016.
NorthernWisdom
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It's worse when they talk with their mouth full, and spit their food all over yours...
Otis
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Ah, you know my dad well then!
When we go out for a family meal there is a jostle for position ...... to try and NOT sit opposite him.
Doesn't help that he only has 3 teeth left either.
dutchman
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Just try finding a decent birthday card in one at this time of year, all they have is Xmas cards. Tough luck on anyone born between October and January.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Price of cards in them as well £3.50 wtf!?
fellatio_Martinez
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Shops selling Christmas food that goes out of date in November.
Otis
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Yeah, I get that, but especially with a vegetarian Christmas dinner alternative to turkey.
The supermarkets always bring out a veggie alternative to the Christmas roast. It's obviously supposed to be your Christmas Day dinner.
Quite often get them from M&S. But you go in Christmas week and it says use by December 23rd or 24th. Not freezable, so you leave it. You then go in later in the week and they are sold out.
Happened to me 2 or 3 times now.
Why bring out a Christmas Day dinner that has to be eaten before Christmas Day?
Ha!
dutchman
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Yep, same is true for the fresh turkey at Morrison's.
fellatio_Martinez
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It amuses me how they repackage the same old shit in green, gold or red colours with the word festive on it to give it the illusion of being grand.
Ooh look, festive black bin bags!
Ooh look, festive black bin bags!
Otis
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Well yep, but people do eat turkey all year round, albeit to a much lesser degree.
With the veggie option they ONLY bring it out at Christmas and then it's gone again straight after and you can't get it again until the next Christmas.
Otis
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Same with Halloween, where Wotsits become Witches Fingers!
ajsccfc
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Nick
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Mcbean
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Please don't drink this - it has an awful aftertaste Xmas or not
It's beginning to taste a lot like Christmas
Otis
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It's beginning to taste a lot like Christmas
I love it when my poo smells of nutmeg and cinnamon.
skybluejelly
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is that the name of your hamsters..?
richnrg
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think I might have already had this (or similar)..but..
people that use stupid sayings in front of just about all of the things that they say. There is someone at work who, whilst on the phone, starts just about all of their sentences with either "yeh/no", or 'I mean..", or "As I say".
When he's particularly on-form, it's not unusual for the entire sentence to be "Yeh, no..I mean, as I say" - which drives me potty.
people that use stupid sayings in front of just about all of the things that they say. There is someone at work who, whilst on the phone, starts just about all of their sentences with either "yeh/no", or 'I mean..", or "As I say".
When he's particularly on-form, it's not unusual for the entire sentence to be "Yeh, no..I mean, as I say" - which drives me potty.
