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No, you know the type: civil servants, uni lecturers, people that work in boring jobs. The perpetually offended.

The lanyard wearers are biting. Love it.

Oh do fuck off.

Oh dear! Ultimate head loss

It’s not your orientation I’m criticising. It’s the flouncing. Why don’t you like black players?

Each time you post I read it in a Julian Clary style.

He has played 2 games, yet you continue the abuse towards him. It is pathetic.

There are people on here with very little self awareness or hope in their lives. They gain gratification from putting others down. They...

I genuinely think some of the criticism is fair, but it’s not always balanced. He’s demonstrated that he can score goals (albeit in one...

I agree. For a few games the there Simms was chasing and pressing the keeper and it won points. A patch. Simms has talent which is Prem...

Good luck with your GCSE’s.

Translation: You can’t. Flounce off. Be sassy. Bye!

Ready:…… The best, confident and in the right headspace version of Ellis Simms (that we have all seen on occasion) is capable of...

12 months ago 19 goal Ellis Simms who had terrorised Man U and Wolves was getting paper talk of a Prem move. Was Lati? Was Jamie Allen...

Dead funny. Give yourself a biscuit. Ellis Simms is a player who has proven that he can do the business and has come through the top...