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The acceptability of gawking over the instagram accounts of professional footballers is inversely proportional to age

Help us Nathan Delfouneso. You are our only hope

We've got Super Frank Onyeka We think he's exactly what we need Please sit further back Let the others attack And we might have a chance...

we've got super frankie lampard. he knows exactly what we need. bobby at the back, haji in attack, everybody else out on the wing.

The recruitment department seem to work in a similar way to me playing football manager after too many beers.

i thought initially it was a cardboard cut out

Oh ffs, we've just managed to get off chocolate, now we are discussing male pattern baldness.

The country can't be far away from armed civil war between its citizens at this point. And then they go on about European civilisation...

He played LwB against Derby, gave the ball away and Derby scored. Robins sacked.

Poor Tats, you couldn't spell his first or surname correctly :(

Me: 7 pages in 12 hours? Something must’ve happened! Me after reading all 7 pages: I hate it here

That was good fun.