Recent content by oscillatewildly

He's like a man drowning - frantically grasping for anything that might save him. In this case it's never before seen flags. Not red ones though. I mean, there's drowning and then there's sinking without a trace.

It’s not even October FFS!

Largely an unacquainted ‘audience’ I suspect. I hope this win (re) kickstarts not just an appreciation of what was achieved but a genuine interest in playing or spectating and not treating it as just a big day out.

Cameras in a toilet?

Free sponge blue nose with every squirt of joop.

Difficult to nail a MOM today as nobody broke sweat - Not a criticism just a reflection of how easy it was to overcome today’s opposition. But as is usually the case in these situations the little things get overlooked. I think you’re right. And in a strange case of ‘symmetry’ we could be...

Going on today’s performance (theirs) this may well be quite some time.

This sounds very Churchillian. ‘Never in the vicinity of Small Heath and Yardley have so many bladdered Coventrians shown restraint in not only pissing straight but avoided the temptation to trash so many shoddily manufactured shitters’.

This smashes The lionesses euro achievement out the park. Not a great fan of spoty but these lasses have surely won the team award? Well not unless England men’s ashes team race to a 2-0 lead by December and have the Aussies making a tearful public declaration of defeat.

Offside you bluenose twat.

Don't encourage them, wingy.

Still never had cause to blame a flag over his predicament tho. Made of sterling (Oh crikes I can't help myself!) stuff that chap.

Jesus fucking wept.

You know me, Adge - Always available for that one.

Raised a similar suggestion a few years ago - I recall I got pelters for it. Mind you I did cite a lack of originality and timidness being the main culprit. Got a couple on the go for tomorrow - just struggling on the last verse for one.