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I just got a call from a charity asking me if I wanted to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to piss off. Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving.

Two nuns are driving down the road when Dracula jumps out. "Quickly," says the first, "show him your cross". The other winds down the window, leans out and yells "Get out of the road you goofy bastard!"

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

Me: Hi boss, I have been meaning to run something by you? Boss: sure what is it? Me: Well, I need a pay rise, and there are actually three other companies that are chasing me. Boss: which ones? Me: Gas, electric and water

BREAKING: Scientists have made cars that can run on parsley… They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a...

At school my favourite lesson was PE, probably because I had the biggest cock. I used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the kids with my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs.....looking back I think that's why I had to leave teaching.