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Keir Starmer decided he'd start walking to Parliament every day. At the same street corner he would pass a hooker. He learned to brace...

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before.

I told my mate that I call my gaffer, "Thrush". "Why do you call him that? Does he whistle a lot?" "No," I said, "he's an irritating c**t!"

My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning. It was a booby trap! I've started playing football for...

Girlfriend came home dressed as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being really good in bed. After 3 minutes...

I spent an embarrassing few minutes this morning waving at my neighbour before realising that she was cleaning her windows.......🤭

Boss: How is it that you are always sick on weekdays? Me: It’s my weekend immune system. This morning I saw this fella dragging a clam...

I started a band called “1023MB”... We haven’t got a gig yet. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug. I...

So what.. he’s always given 100% when he’s come for us.. he deserves a break.