Recent content by Oggysstarjumps

Yeah, I phoned the club about 15 mins ago after logging onto the ticket page at 10am and not being able to find a couple of tickets. Apparently there were only a handful available this morning and they went straight away. Seems I was unlucky.

Exactly this. Our biggest problem at the moment is none of the centre halves are near enough to prem level so we have to play three of them - and that forces us to play in a certain way. Previously we added to that having a goalkeeper with the worst record for stopping goals in the division...

I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really really good right back that runs zigazig ah

Celery stalk (STALK!) Always believe in your soil You beat the marrow to show You're indestructible Always believing Celery Stalk (STALK!)

We got Lampard, Franky Lampard. I just don't think you understand. Left Chelsea to manage the city We got Frank Lampard... (well, it's almost true...)

You sum it up perfectly.

Sit down. Chant and clap in time for anything in blue. Sit in silence for anything associated with red. Pretend you don’t recognise anyone. Take the medicine you should have been taking for the last seven years. 1-0 Blades. Go home. Eat boiled cabbage. Drink vodka.

Terrible decision - players still very much playing for him, as anyone who went to Boro will know. We're top 6 - 10 in terms of important data & stats. I'm very fucked off.

In other (fake) news, Kasey Palmer fucking loves us!! Kasey Palmer Reflects on Coventry City Departure: “I Regret Ever Leaving

This is a great spot. Thanks for sharing! Great interview too - what a cracking bloke.

Corey Addai would be interesting (and heart-attack inducing). Okonkwo could be a good call as a loan signing.

Yessss....thanks Niiis (and toooooes) you've brightened up my international break no end!!

They've only just started to address time wasting. A 10 min sin bin is surely going to encourage it? Players will be calling for the trainer because they feel a bit sad and need a cuddle. There'll be acting classes held after training sessions (if they aren't already).

Good shout. I've wondered about Azeez for a while. I know a Reading fan who says he's head and shoulders above the rest of their squad in terms of potential. Final ball/product is sometimes questionable, but that's started to improve and he was their fans player of the month by a country mile in...