Recent content by Marty

I didn't know Stevie Wonder posted on here.

Be the change you want to see. It seems like a no brainer to me, allows your fellow countrymen to get onto the property ladder, you're able to take care of your mum easier and reduce your carbon footprint on top of all that. Everyone's a winner baby.

Could you not move in with your mum and rent your place out for the time being?

Would happily see him catapulted into the sea after serving his sentence in a cell no bigger than a broom cupboard.

So be it.

Being able to use the local language to a decent level for starters. If you can't speak the language, you have nothing to offer the country you're in.

He's a poor mans Josh Eccles

I've just realised something. Anyone remember the Islamic ray guns bloke. What are the chances he meant islamic rape gangs but hes just thick as fuck and got mixed up.

I wouldn't waste your time, he'll only start crying about how he can't afford to live in Kenilworth again and that they're all such nasty people.

I thought the doctors and engineers line came from the left pushing that line when they were coming over in boats, they're all doctors and engineers coming to save us from ourselves as we're completely useless etc etc.

Rushworth is currently far better than Dovin IMO. I'm a big fan of Dovin too, hes a massive upgrade on the previous clowns, but Rushworth is a step up again. Dovin has better distribution but it's kind of nullified anyway with having Grimes sitting.

It's going to be something ridiculous boring isn't it. Something like those trackers players wear but they don't like to wear the bra so they strap it to their wrist instead and bandage over it, or it's easier to analyse player movements post match etc.

Another closed shop. How will those who can't be bothered to go to away games get tickets for Blues now.

I heard we're looking at bringing back Hamer. Lampard wants to finally lose the fat Frank tag.