Recent content by LastGarrison

Got tickets to Saturday and Sunday but the closer it gets the less I’m looking forward to it. Actually, it’s just the Saturday that I have no enthusiasm for. I think it’s the not really knowing any of the artists coupled with just being a miserable c**t who doesn’t want to pay for overpriced...

Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face What do I win?

If Lampard did meet Doyle and his agent in a swanky London restaurant and he doesn’t sign will we be invoicing him for their meals (plus tip)?

Maybe with an agreement that they then progress into a GK coaching role.

Keith O’Neill. Edit - somehow read this as since relegation until read Tommo’s post. 🙈

Oggy. Think it was 85. Lost to Liverpool 2-0 but that was me hooked.

The most pissed I’ve ever been in my life. 🙈 Getting a bottle of voddy for the journey HOME after a full day on it definitely didn’t help.

I’ll raise you ‘Happy Hump Day’. It’s Wednesday you bunch of insufferable cunts.

Jumped on the train to Poole for the day and was sat having a coffee in the Quay earlier and Gazza randomly walked in. Was going to accost him for a selfie when he came out but he never did. Looked a shadow of his former self.

Floella.

Missus’ Mums 70th on that exact day and they’ll be in Spain so we’re flying out to see them. I literally got told this when I had the Missus reading out the fixtures to me earlier when we were driving down the M40. ‘I was meant to tell you’. 😐😐

Gonna be in fucking Spain for Leicester at home 😐😐😐😐 And just getting in early. Need one for Wrexham away if anyone has a spare one? 👀

Might be worth a cheeky €10 on any Italian club then!! Not sure specifically Juventus at exactly the same odds presents the same sort of value though!

Was meant to be going Berlin this weekend but had to change plans due to one of the Missus’ family having a mini stroke so we’re staying in good Ol’ Blighty. Going down to Bournemouth for three nights instead (well starts with a B) and is somwhere I haven’t been in probably 25 years!! Had a...

I raise you Google mail and Google meet. I long for the return of Microsoft 😂