What do you mean, "unlikely"?!?
That's very kind of you rob, but if you're doing it for charity I'll happily donate.
Could always celebrate the remarkable opening run with a nod towards the 1967 film "The Dirty Dozen", with FL as Lee Marvin, Liam Kitching as Charles Bronson, etc.
That's what happens when you have a fan commentating, and why Clive's relative neutrality was such an asset. Having said that, I think Rob's doing a good job. And please, please, for the love of God, find something else for Lorna to do on matchdays!