Recent content by Hugh Jarse

At half time, I was thinking 5 or 6-0. My ticket was in the Man U end, I was covered by United ‘ultras’ . I didn’t let them know I was Sky Blue and when we ‘scored’ the fourth goal even them said that United was rubbish and we deserved to won. Our first half performance was very poor and the...

If he carry on like this, he won’t even attract a Division 2 team.

Get that twat Tavares off, he can’t find his own dick in a barrel!

Who cuts his hair, Tommy Coopers barber!

Anyone else reckon Allen has doesn’t fuck all yet. Oh bollocks, they’ve scored again, phew it’s scratched.

Thank fuck Doyle’s down, get him off useless twat

Every time when we have a break for internationals, we are absolutely shite!

oh it’s not!

Does that mean when the Wasps piddle off, there’s a chance of another shitty stadium name?

Someone tell the defenders NOT TO HUMP THE BALL forward, play it on the deck. Hang on, another free kick......’GOAL’

WTF are we punting the ball into their box, 90% of them are a waste of time.

Shame Robins can’t put his finger on it, probably stuck up his own chocolate starfish.

Why, oh why, does the manager pick that twat, Dabo?

because he’s shite, simple!

Damn, you found me out.