Recent content by Esoterica

Too fast for my edit!

Haji has the guts though, looks like Lee Trundle

I'm not standing right behind anyone that has just started a vindaloo!

Scored the same amount of goals as 2nd and 3rd in the league combined. Madness.

That’s exactly what happened to me on Saturday night in the club. Broke out the chicken dance and then checked myself. Unfortunately I hadn’t scored twice and ended up doing a Conway.

I mean lets be honest, we’ve been 2nd best for a good hour tonight and still scored 4. Rudoni has changed the game in the 10 role and has reminded everyone what we have been missing with Eccles there. But we have an edge I’ve not seen since the League 1 promotion. Outstanding belief. I’m scared...

Complete centre forward performance from Simms tonight. To sit on the bench like he has all season and not rock the boat, just waiting for his chance. 10/10

This is the kind of game you see on the bbc text while watching your own team struggling and think ‘course they’ve fucking turned that around 😡’

Whose redemption arc will be bigger by the end of this match? Eccles or the ref? 😂

And Grant’s reaction at the other end is a card in the context of booking EMC earlier

100% pen. You can have a bit of shirt in your fist but you can’t go to ground still holding it and then pull the player over!

I like Eccles as a player but he’s no 10. With Wright out and BTA benched, EMC is the only one looking to run in behind. That’s leaving JDS horribly exposed. Got to find more vertical runners, whether it’s a sub or MVE doing more offensively

Torp had made no attempt to win that header and turned his body 45 degrees into their player.

The only thing that looks more lost than Eccles at 10 is Lampard’s hairline in this rain.