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I still think we will win this but damn, we are doing this the hard way. Oxford have switched from playing out from the back to going...

Thomas getting annoying with the dumb fouls

He’s technically good enough, just a yard short of pace to make it to the very top I think.

We can still win this 4-3. We're getting the chances.

Imagine having a striker who puts himself about like Morris. What a difference that would make.

The sarcastic cheers were partly because he was literally pretending to challenge for headers whilst looking at the player and being...

All my silly jokes to one side this is exactly it. People are taken in by his physical appearance. He can't win headers or hold the ball...

It's too dramatic. Simms has just been brought round after being cryogenically frozen in 1972. He'll come good once he's back up to room...

In the air at the same time as a long ball?

I think Simms has done ok tonight considering the elevator music that is permanently playing in his head. Has to be off putting.

Good save from Luton's 5 a side old boys keeper. Lad looks like he's 50.

I don't think anyone has had a bad game. Most of them are starting their first game for months in a glorified pre-season friendly. Any...

It should be blatantly obvious to everyone, given how he runs in slow motion.