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I'd like to see the wide players get narrower sometimes and drive between the full backs and centre backs, rather than always very wide...

I reckon Haji Wright would be happier lying on a chaise longue modelling a pair of Calvin Klein underpants than playing centre forward...

I've just done the maths and there's been a total of 47 minutes of possible football lost in this match between the moment we should...

I thought Jacguard Fabric was our new French signing.

Bristol City but close enough.

Mad Mickeh signing a 6ft 1 target man in James Scowcroft and then playing him right wing so that we had someone out wide to aim at for...

Could have been so different if we had a modicum of CF play

Oh alright, I'll stretch to Rudoni then :D

Don't fancy any of players in a shoot out.

I mean it's worse than the Sheaf booking in the first half.

Wright owes us a goal tonight. Ballard has been marking Bollard for most of the match.

Wright having the stones to bollock Saka for not closing down a loose ball is next level bonkers.

Glad Isidor has gone off. A) he's the first one on the floor rolling about and B) he sounds like a region from a Tolkien novel

Ugh, now i'm nervous for the first time in 165 minutes and it's a horrible feeling!