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Thanks for the memories Waghorn but can you just remind me of what they are

He was born in South Shields, which isn’t quite Mackemdor, but it is the wrong side of the Tyne. Think of it as the gates of hell, just...

A joke for 7 year olds :) Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red. A: To hide in the cherry trees! Admit it you've never seen...

Millwall are like an elephant up a tree. The fuck they doing in 4th still, they are absolute wank.

Well there is a bit of that about him for sure. :) Is he a makum?

He comes across like a less coherent version of Michael from I’m Alan Partridge

I think he comes across as a straight talker.

Cov legend Paddy Bamford has scored

Don't want to sound negative but it isn't unlikely... However if & when we are promoted Mr King should arrange for every seat to have...

Ipswich will be in the top 2 pronto

Does it say as much about opposition failures to reorganise after conceding. Heads go down, concentration is lost.

This is something we've become incredibly good at this season. Really helps us bury teams. vs. Middlesbrough 10th and 14th & 85th and...

Bet he was a right pain trying to get him out of the door for school in the morning. Bag not packed, homework not done, no idea where...

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