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so CoPilot eventually produced an image ft. a bald academic or communist party official with glasses as Doug, so I asked it to swap in...

I asked chatGPT to draw this and it's taking ages. Had to tell it who Doug King was. Stupid f*cker! #shfwf

When is Doug bringing him and the rest of the Hermits over here to play. 🤭

Clinton Baptiste

You've just had a kid ffs, seriously you need to spend some time with it. You're constantly on here moaning, stirring shit and opposing...

Woolfenden did it recently and then didn’t start

I remember a game Vs forest green rovers where me and my mate had entire block to ourselves pretty much. When he went to the loo I moved...

Blackburn just about sold all their tickets, biggest crowd of the season I’d think.

Lorna found out where Ellis and his family had been for a break, Gurney would never have got that information, never. 🤭

I briefly met Ellis last season and he was a really nice guy. He showed that in the interview too.

It is always on ccfc.co.uk, just check frequently.

When you spend so much money to be so mediocre, you need a lot of copium. They’ve spent at least £25m on strikers (just Kyogo and...

A Birmingham fan on twitter is still insisting that kyogo is better and he’d rather have him. The thick twat got salty when I pointed...