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Until someone tries to get out of a door that isn't on the platform. 😁 I don't think that's an option.

They are disgusting nasty fascists and we need to cut their throats. I heard it first time, perhaps you have selective hearing 👂

It really is like some kind of Kafka-esque experiment into how far you can go towards pretending there’s a functioning train station...

Bring him back and put him up front. 😁

About as balanced as Gemma Collins on a tight rope.

Show appreciation after the final whistle, not during a game we are trying to win and our ex-player is trying to win for their new team...

Leicester won in the end & Bannan got himself a red card.

If you’re missing Clive he’s commentating on the Warwickshire match today, currently talking about socks 😂

Yes.

Haji was wearing one too.

If attitude is enough to keep you out of a squad then there’s obviously next to no ability there to reconsider. The clamour for him to...

Its not that simple in reality because there's case law which applies. That shows, as the Met have been repeatedly warned, that there...

Haji will get some game time too. He needs it to improve his fitness.

Ah, the mythical pay as you play contract surfaces again. There is no such thing mate.

You have done a lot of research into this it seems. I didn't know any of that. I also don't care. I don't spend time looking up the...