Captain Dart's latest activity

Brazil trying to read and pronounce Vik's name.

Every time I read Rio Ferdinand's assessment that he's watched Viktor play three times and in his view he isn't good enough, the more it...

Ok the intern was on that one. They are usually more reliable than social media.

You mean the BBC who were reporting this morning that Gyokeres helped Coventry City get to an FA Cup Semi Final? 😂

I bloody hope not

I see you've covered all bases with your "fingers crossed" emoji. 😃

Saddlebrains as we speak...

The prophet will be vindicated one fine day. 🤞🏻

Two tone vs Chocolate brown final otherwise it’s not a real contest.

My advice is not to try and rally the troops with a picture of David Smith!

Any chance of Al Nassr or even better Al Khaleej (a short hop across the causeway to more liberal Bahrain) he should go for that last...

His foot's never been the same since that white line was drawn over it by VAR..

I love AI

Looks to be training with the rest of them. He’s fine. Not sure about the hair though.

Watch on Youtube....