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Elliotts Car Accesories, reborn!

Didn’t they ruin the Jaguar logo with the controversial rebrand thing?

He may have scored nearly 100 goals across two seasons, won two league titles and walked the golden boot twice but not a day goes by...

Incester in talks with Wilder, a shithouse to manage a shithouse club, made for each other! Not sure who I dislike more to be fair

Labour are going to have to U turn again. Starmer must be a bit dizzy. 🤭

Fat sweaty copper arrests dangerous terrorists.🤭

Exactly as the government were advised, but chose to ignore, the proscription of Palestine Action is already turning into a farce. A...

We can't go Kappa, they like a skinny fit shirt and have you seen some of our fans?

It would accentuate my hips lovely

So far this season I haven't seen anyone with an upside down badge as has happened for the last 2 years. So that's an improvement. So far.

I’m just happy to get an expensive striker to be honest. Still remember when our marquee signing was Cody McDonald

Not really but the only likely scenario is an injury to Kitch or Binks while the team is playing 3 at the back.

I know Bidwell gets a load of shit off people but he’s a solid defender still and back up LH central Defender is not the worst idea for...