Slowerthanplatt (9 Viewers)

[Evo1883]

Not been on since February , can anybody confirm if he is ok ?

 

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[baldy]

Not been on since February , can anybody confirm if he is ok ?

Why wouldn't he be? He doesn't have to live on here 24/7

 

[Johhny Blue]

Why wouldn't he be? He doesn't have to live on here 24/7

I’d like to think if I took a day off some of you would miss me.

 

[clint van damme]

Not been on since February , can anybody confirm if he is ok ?

Not the first time he hasn't posted for a lengthy period, hopefully just taking another break.

 

[Razzle Dazzle Dean Gordon]

Why wouldn't he be? He doesn't have to live on here 24/7

He says, being needlessly argumentative at 2am.....

 

[Captain Dart]

Not been on since February , can anybody confirm if he is ok ?

 

[harvey098]

Why wouldn't he be? He doesn't have to live on here 24/7

Just someone asking a caring question. Not everything needs a reply.

It does feel a long time to not come on here for a previously regular poster, especially given what’s been happening in those months on the pitch.

Hopefully someone can confirm he’s ok

 

[baldy]

He says, being needlessly argumentative at 2am.....

Doesn't really equate to being on here 24/7 though does it? Try harder

 

[Shannerz]

Try harder

Take your own advice.

 

[Evo1883]

Doesn't really equate to being on here 24/7 though does it? Try harder

Baldy , fuck up mate

 

[Rodders1]

I know the real Platt and he’s fine by the way

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I know the real Platt and he’s fine by the way

Can you just clarify whether you mean the SBT member, Clive, David or Gail?

 

[Rodders1]

Can you just clarify whether you mean the SBT member, Clive, David or Gail?

Sorry wasn’t very clear - Clive!

 

[Evo1883]

I know the real Platt and he’s fine by the way

Thankyou ,good to know

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

Funny how, in all sense of reality, that there have been plenty of members who aren’t ok, and nobody even remembers them.

For instance, if I stopped logging on to watch you all bicker and squabble incessantly, there’d be no search party or ‘Where’s Prof?’ thread .
Selfish bastards.

 

[Otis]

Funny how, in all sense of reality, that there have been plenty of members who aren’t ok, and nobody even remembers them.

For instance, if I stopped logging on to watch you all bicker and squabble incessantly, there’d be no search party or ‘Where’s Prof?’ thread .
Selfish bastards.

You a new poster?

 

[rob9872]

Sorry wasn’t very clear - Clive!

When you say the real Clive Platt, do you mean the former player or the SBT member?

 

[skyblueeyesrevisited]

I’m OK just saying

 

[rob9872]

Perhaps we should have a thread where every couple of weeks people could pop on and let us know whether they're dead or alive.

 

[Nick]

Perhaps we should have a thread where every couple of weeks people could pop on and let us know whether they're dead or alive.

Calm down Pete burns

 

[Covcraig@bury]

We need a register @nick you can do a roll call every Monday morning at 9.00 . If a person doesn’t answer we presume he/she/it is dead then make arrangements for the dead person to be shown on the score board at halftime

 

[clint van damme]

We need a register @nick you can do a roll call every Monday morning at 9.00 . If a person doesn’t answer we presume he/she/it is dead then make arrangements for the dead person to be shown on the score board at halftime

10 absent posters = 1 actual dead person

 

[Gosb]

or maybe we're all just griefbots

 

[TomRad85]

Can we find a way for the SBT app to talk to the heart rate monitor app and send an alert to Nick when the day comes?

 

[Covkid1968#]

Has he been located yet? It is a bit worrying as quite a prolific poster previously

 

[rob9872]

Has he been located yet? It is a bit worrying as quite a prolific poster previously

Nah, Rodders confirmed above that he died in Feb.

RIP STP

 

[oneofourown]

FFS, the guy asked where someone is, out of concern, and a whole host of you act like the victim society 'why no one care for me'. As a kid teenaged girls used to be like that now it's 20-40 year old men. As my nan would say 'we need a war'.

 

[wingy]

They're trying quite hard at the moment.
Just in a state of suspended animation while they all get into position.

 

[rob9872]

FFS, the guy asked where someone is, out of concern, and a whole host of you act like the victim society 'why no one care for me'. As a kid teenaged girls used to be like that now it's 20-40 year old men. As my nan would say 'we need a war'.

Whole host = 1 person (prof)

You seem pent up. As my nan would say, go and have a wank.

 

[Covcraig@bury]

10 absent posters = 1 actual dead person

We could form a squad and send people around door knocking to ask why they’ve not been on SBT. Just not acceptable!!!

 

[rob9872]

We could form a squad and send people around door knocking to ask why they’ve not been on SBT. Just not acceptable!!!

It's a fair point but unless Boosh has about 20 houses he'll need some disguises and wigs.

 

[clint van damme]

Whole host = 1 person (prof)

You seem pent up. As my nan would say, go and have a wank.

As my gran, nanny saddlebrains would say, 'let me do it for you'

 

[Razzle Dazzle Dean Gordon]

FFS, the guy asked where someone is, out of concern, and a whole host of you act like the victim society 'why no one care for me'. As a kid teenaged girls used to be like that now it's 20-40 year old men. As my nan would say 'we need a war'.

Well volunteered to be the tip of the spear mate, we are all behind you.

 

[sc1940]

Not the first time he hasn't posted for a lengthy period, hopefully just taking another break.

For some reason he is the sort of poster who gets noticed when he doesn't post, he has gone missing more than once I think.
I always thought he is a very knowledgeable poster

SlowerThanPlatt

Where is he ? Haven’t seen him on him for a while...I miss arguing with him 🤷🏻‍♂️

www.skybluestalk.co.uk

Maybe he regularly spends time in prison

 

[clint van damme]

Maybe he regularly spends time in prison

In that case he should change his username - SlowerThanPlod