Quote "ive never felt Wembley Shake"
Where was he last April when his beloved Man U were put to the sword
Where was he last April when his beloved Man U were put to the sword
Peter Drury is fucking painful.
Imagine his missus asking what he's doing that day and she's getting a poem back.
Imagine his missus asking what he's doing that day and she's getting a poem back.
Someone should explain to him that it's not golden goal, Newcastle haven't actually won yet.
He's always done my head in, even back in the PES days.
Feel like his dramatic enthusiasm is so forced and designed for short viral video clips
I like the flags moreI'm assuming Newcastle have given their fans free scarves. Good idea really, maybe something we can put on when get to Wembley in May?
Barry Davies is the best football commentator of all time.
I think Martin Tyler was pretty good too.
But Barry:
I think Martin Tyler was pretty good too.
But Barry:
I'm assuming Newcastle have given their fans free scarves. Good idea really, maybe something we can put on when we get to Wembley in May?
Half and half scarves please
But yeah the flags are great
This is why I don't moan about the CWR gang - imagine if we had a clown like Drury commentating every week for us.
The EFL commentators on sky (think it's Gary Weaver) shit all over any of the big names
[Jamie Paterson wins a throw-in] DELERIUM IN NORTH COVENTRY -- DELIGHT FOR ALL OF COVENTRY......A BEAUTEOUS BOLT FROM THE SKY BLUE, FROM THE BOY WHO CALLS IT A BATCH
(KITCHING SCORES A LAST MINUTE HEADER AGAINST WREXHAM ON A MIDWEEK NOVEMBER EVENING TO TIE THE GAME 1-1)
DRURY: COVENTRY CITY HAVE BEEN COOKING, AND KITCHING IS ON FIRE! THE BOY FROM BARNSLEY HAS BECOME A MAN IN CV6, HE HAS WRITTEN HIS NAME INTO THE SKY BLUE TOMES OF HISTORY FOR ALL ETERNITY, STANDING TALL ALONGSIDE THE GIANTS OF YESTERYEAR, CLARRIE BOURTON, SKY BLUE SAM, JIMMY HILL ARE ALL LOOKING DOWN FROM THE SKY BLUE HEAVENS.
DRURY: COVENTRY CITY HAVE BEEN COOKING, AND KITCHING IS ON FIRE! THE BOY FROM BARNSLEY HAS BECOME A MAN IN CV6, HE HAS WRITTEN HIS NAME INTO THE SKY BLUE TOMES OF HISTORY FOR ALL ETERNITY, STANDING TALL ALONGSIDE THE GIANTS OF YESTERYEAR, CLARRIE BOURTON, SKY BLUE SAM, JIMMY HILL ARE ALL LOOKING DOWN FROM THE SKY BLUE HEAVENS.
Wait Sam is dead? Am I the only one seeing him on the pitch?
"Haji Wright—unstoppable, unplayable, unforgettable! A hat-trick for the ages in the bright light of day, and Sunderland will see his name in their nightmares!"
From the very first whistle, he played like a man possessed, like a man who knew this was his stage, his script to write. The first—raw, ruthless, rifled into the net with all the force of Coventry’s ambition. The second—spot-kick perfection, a moment of cold-blooded composure, Wright standing over the ball as the whole stadium held its breath… and then, the release! Keeper sent sprawling, ball nestling in the net, Sky Blue voices raised in celebration!
And then… oh, the third! The one they’ll talk about for years! Wright, through on goal, the keeper rushing out, panic in red and white—but Wright, oh, Wright! He sees the moment before it happens, the picture painted in his mind. A delicate chip, a stroke of pure footballing artistry, lifting the ball effortlessly over the desperate dive. The keeper can only watch, the fans erupt, the match ball is his!
Haji Wright—remember the name! This was his day, his masterpiece, his hat-trick! Sky Blues triumphant!"
From the very first whistle, he played like a man possessed, like a man who knew this was his stage, his script to write. The first—raw, ruthless, rifled into the net with all the force of Coventry’s ambition. The second—spot-kick perfection, a moment of cold-blooded composure, Wright standing over the ball as the whole stadium held its breath… and then, the release! Keeper sent sprawling, ball nestling in the net, Sky Blue voices raised in celebration!
And then… oh, the third! The one they’ll talk about for years! Wright, through on goal, the keeper rushing out, panic in red and white—but Wright, oh, Wright! He sees the moment before it happens, the picture painted in his mind. A delicate chip, a stroke of pure footballing artistry, lifting the ball effortlessly over the desperate dive. The keeper can only watch, the fans erupt, the match ball is his!
Haji Wright—remember the name! This was his day, his masterpiece, his hat-trick! Sky Blues triumphant!"
Thought I'd mess around with ChatGPT APIs, never used them before. It seems to work.
Pearce's commentary on Wright's winner at Wolves was great.
Always liked Peter Brackley myself, Davies was very good too though, always makes me think of Actua Soccer when i hear his voice.
Brian Moore was one of the best too
Goodman is excellent. Very fair. Knows the game.
I remember Mark Lawrenson on co-comms on the BBC (for all the big games). His continuous sarcastic one liners, and languid style were a tough match
Lineker is a very good natural presenter (obvs not liked by the DM/GBN crowd) but I prefer Mark Chapman. Lawrenson was a lunatic who just hated life and fun. Pat Nevin remains one of the best although only on radio 5L.
I think Lineker is brilliant. Love how all the right wing melts get wound up by him...
I love it how all the far left melts get wound up by anyone that loves their own country but never mind there is always the odd prick in a bunch of roses
Havnt you got school in the morning ?
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It's so easyI love it how all the far left melts get wound up by anyone that loves their own country but never mind there is always the odd prick in a bunch of roses
Misogynist in the words of the lefty Rockwoodfleet
Seriously give me Kelly Somers over them pair anyday
Seriously give me Kelly Somers over them pair anyday
For anyone bothered by any of them whether good, bad, or indifferent, if you don't feel they add anything, then fast forward or turn off their analysis. If it's in-game punditry, then put them on mute, watch the game, and put some music on. I'm not a fan of many (quite like Lee Hendrie tbh) but none bother me that much, however there are alternatives to being rattled.