Songs We No Longer Sing (2 Viewers)

[Torquay Sky Blue]

To Brighton fans. "Does your boyfriend know you're here"
And Brighton back
"You're too ugly to be gay"

Always thought that was a great come back

 

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[Sick Boy]

I enjoyed the applauding of the opposition keeper as he ran towards the WT - he’d clap back and get the wanker sign.

 

[M&B Stand]

Beat him on the head, beat him on the head, beat him on the head with a baseball bat oh yeah

 

[slowpoke]

Eye eye eye eye, Glaziers’ better than Yashin,
Ernie Hunts’ better than Eusebio and (club name) are in for a thrashing.

 

[richnrg]

I used to enjoy the mass whistling of the Laurel and Hardy theme tune as the old bill walked in front of the West End.

Also, whatever happened to the second verse of 'In our Coventry homes'?

i.e.
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead dog and you think its a treat
in your (insert away town/city) homes

 

[slowpoke]

To the tune of the sugar puff advert at the time.

If you go down to the woods today you’re sure for a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today you’ll hardly believe you eyes
Because Jeremy the Sugar Puff bear has got some boots and cropped his hair.
Todays the day Jeremy joins us skinheads.

 

[Boosh]

Tim Fisher… what a wanker lol

 

[Calista]

I used to enjoy the mass whistling of the Laurel and Hardy theme tune as the old bill walked in front of the West End.

Yep, how they must have hated it

 

[slowpoke]

To the tip-toe thu the tulips tune by Tiny Tim.

Tip-toe thu the West End tip-toe get your heads kicked in so tip-toe thru the West End come in.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

One of my earlier memories was. Give us a C give us O etc. When we got right through to Y, what a you got COVENTRY COVENTRY.

Borussia Monchengladbach sing that. It's their only song.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Especially for Mark Hughes

you’ll be sacked in the morning to the tune of we’re going to score in a minute

I read that thinking "I don't remember us singing anything to the tune of Kylie and Jason? And Mark Hughes never played for us."

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I remember it at half-time against Rochdale in the L1 covid season too. It gets going every now and then.

While we're on the subject - why has "you fat bastard" been replaced with the awful "you're shit... ahhhh" when the opposition goalie takes a goal kick? Very small time.

Because what if the keeper is incredibly skinny?

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

a lump of celery.

Think you'll find it's a stick

 

[Colin Steins Smile]

Hutch on the wing and Stein in the middle...that's why Cov's supreme!

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

His horse
His horse
He was saying goodbye to his horse
And as he was saying goodbye to his horse he was saying goodbye to his horse

 

[WestEndAgro]

Think you'll find it's a stick

Thank you I'll edit it.

 

[WestEndAgro]

His horse
His horse
He was saying goodbye to his horse
And as he was saying goodbye to his horse he was saying goodbye to his horse

Blimey Pete, I remember that one, that's as mad as our Wheel barrow song.

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Blimey Pete, I remember that one, that's as mad as our Wheel barrow song.

And repeat lol

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Blimey Pete, I remember that one, that's as mad as our Wheel barrow song.

Reminded me I wrote a book of songs and chants once

once I’d got over 100 I stopped cause it was stupid

who could forget the star jump shout until oggy did one after half time lol

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Apologies if already listed, and to the RSPCB but we used to sing

When the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin' along
Shoot the b*st*rd, shoot the b*st*rd, shoot the b*st*rd

No idea why or the reason behind it

 

[rob9872]

To Brighton fans. "Does your boyfriend know you're here"
And Brighton back
"You're too ugly to be gay"

Always thought that was a great come back

Did they want their come (sic) back?

Edit: also some chant to Peter Shilton asking if his Mrs knew he was here

 

[Mcbean]

I read that thinking "I don't remember us singing anything to the tune of Kylie and Jason? And Mark Hughes never played for us."

But I am guessing you were at the Stoke cup game !

 

[Hobo]

Anybody remember a night game v Sunderland. A lad on his mates shoulders giving it large to Spion Kop. Then City fans struck up with:

"We will see him outside,
That wanker in the dungarees."

After a few choruses he realised he stuck out like a sore thumb and spent the rest of the game trying to hide amongst the Sunderland fans. He got it all game.

 

[BodicoteSkyBlue]

Anybody remember a night game v Sunderland. A lad on his mates shoulders giving it large to Spion Kop. Then City fans struck up with:

"We will see him outside,
That wanker in the dungarees."

After a few choruses he realised he stuck out like a sore thumb and spent the rest of the game trying to hide amongst the Sunderland fans. He got it all game.

I was there that game, did he have a cowboy hat on too? I got a vague memory of singing “who’s that twat with the cowboy hat”

 

[Bad Boy]

You're going to get your f**king heads kicked in.

We'll see you all outside. (repeat 3 times)

You what you what you what you what you what

If you think you're f**king hard enough.

I was born under a Sky Blue stand
I was born under a Sky Blue stand
The rest advocates violence and racism which is truly shocking to the tune of Wand'rin' Star-Lee Marvin

The good old days eh! It's a wonder anyone went to watch football years ago having to listen to stuff like that.

 

[thekidfromstrettoncamp]

"His name is Ian Gibson from the Boro he did come.To play for Noel Cantwell team in division 1"
"We are supporters of the sky blues Jimmy Hill he is our King . Bobby Gould our centre foward an Ronnie Rees he is our whistle on the wing"
to name but 2

 

[Hutch11]

Over there
Over there
And do they smell
Like fukin hell

 

[lacesoutdom]

WHIIIILLLE THE SKY IS BLUE, WE'LL NEVER LOSE

havent heard that since its debut at Highfield road, never heard a fan sing it actually

 

[Legia Sky Blue]

I was there that game, did he have a cowboy hat on too? I got a vague memory of singing “who’s that twat with the cowboy hat”

I remember that too. It was the 5-0 League Cup quarter final game. I thought the chant went something like ''who's that twat in the dungarees'. Your version rhymes better but I'm sure the dungarees were referenced in the chant. I also remember him then trying to look inconspicuous afterwards realising he would be easy to pick out after the game.

Another funny one I recall is playing at QPR when they had a defender with flowing blond locks just making his way in the team. It might have been Karl Ready but not absolutely sure, but anyhow our fans started regaling him with chants of ''There's only one Sally Webster''. Think he went for a more severe hair style not long after

 

[shmmeee]

Haven’t heard for a while but always enjoyed the “shhhhh” until the away fans gave us a song then ironic cheers. I’m fact about half my enjoyment of live football comes from ironic cheers come to think of it.

 

[shmmeee]

Oh also probably not heard since Robins for good reason: we’re shit and we’re sick of it.

 

[Legia Sky Blue]

Unless I've missed it surprised no one has brought up the repeated 'Hey Jude' chorus where we simply replaced Hey Jude with Sky Blues that sometimes would go on for ages.

Also fondly remember the West End singing 'Lip up fatty, Lip up fatty fatty Rimmer' at the Villa game to the Bad Manners tune of the time.
Also about that same time to the 'Tom Hark' tune we had ''The Villa sing, I don't know why, 'cos after the match their gonna die''.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Some of the keepers in the 80s came in for the worst stick:-
"Les Sealey is a homosexual ..."
To Peter Shilton "What's it like to beat the wife?"
And some bloke in the WT shouting at Nigel Spink "Oi Spunk - you're shit!"

There was one time they had this weedy little lad selling programmes in front of the WT and someone shouted out "Mr Muscle" (from the TV ad of that time) - everyone pissed themselves, but he took a bow and became immortalised in that moment!

 

[theferret]

WHIIIILLLE THE SKY IS BLUE, WE'LL NEVER LOSE

havent heard that since its debut at Highfield road, never heard a fan sing it actually

That's played every week in Dhillons. Never been sung on the stands mind..

 

[Theonlywayisskyblue]

When we sang 'We're proud of you, we're proud of you, we're proud of you, we're proud' during the Cup run in 87 that made my hairs stand on end