WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN TAKING A SHIT?

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  1. Bob Bones

    Bob Bones New Member

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    HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

    ANIMAL PORN FOR ME
     
  2. skybluejelly

    skybluejelly Well-Known Member

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    sit down normally
     
  3. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    I try and guess whether it will look like Ann Widdecombe or Dale Winton upon completion.

    Give myself a high five if I guess correctly.

    Of course sometimes it just comes out like Winston Churchill or Lulu and then I am stumped.

    If I manage a really good one I will take a photo and put it up on Facebook.
     
  4. Nick

    Nick Administrator

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    Sort your caps lock out.
     
  5. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Where's Colin when you need him?
     
  6. Bob Bones

    Bob Bones New Member

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    I KILLED HIM AND STOLE HIS KEYBOARD
     
  7. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Should have PM'd me, Bob. Not the sort of thing you want to admit to publicly on a football forum.
     
  8. Ian1779

    Ian1779 Well-Known Member

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    Read this forum
     
  9. wingy

    wingy Well-Known Member

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    STAND!!
    Like at Wembley. :p
     
  10. Kingokings204

    Kingokings204 Well-Known Member

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    Normally read a joke or two.
     
  11. SkyblueBazza

    SkyblueBazza Well-Known Member

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    Nor is Animal Porn...that's illegal too

    ...onwards & upwards PUSB
     
  12. Houchens Head

    Houchens Head Fairly well known member from the Isle of Wight

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    Squeeze the pimples on me knees and thighs!
     
  13. SkyblueBazza

    SkyblueBazza Well-Known Member

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    I just kinda wait until it's finished

    ...onwards & upwards PUSB
     
  14. richnrg

    richnrg Active Member

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    i dip my (usually the right) hand in warm/hot water.
    I've been training myself for years to associate dipping my right hand in water with having a dump. It now comes in really handy if I've got a night out planned and can feel a shit developing but not quite ready to drop. If I'm in a hurry I just run a basin full of hot water, drop my trousers, pop my hand in the basin, and hey presto, it's poo-poo time!

    (I have to be careful never to do the washing up however.)
     

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